fbpx
No Result
View All Result
AllAboutEve

English हिन्दी Shop Podcast Contact

No Result
View All Result
  • Love & Life
    • Parenting
    • Sex & Wellness
    • Relationships
    • Astrology & Horoscope
    • Life Tips & Advice
  • Beauty & Care
    • Skincare
    • Hair Care
    • Body Care
    • Makeup
  • Health & Fitness
    • Mental Health
    • Pregnancy
    • Fitness & Nutrition
    • Home Remedies
  • Shopping & Gifting
    • Gifts For Her
    • Gifts For Him
    • Accessories
    • Attire
    • Festive Gifting
  • Fashion
    • Latest Trends
    • Indian Wear
    • Style Guide
    • Celeb Style
    • Fashion Shows
  • Weddings
    • Wedding Fashion
    • Wedding Planning & Decor
    • Makeup Tips & Artists
    • Wedding Photography
    • Wedding Jewellery
    • Tips & Advice
  • Food & Recipes
    • Recipes
    • Healthy Recipes
    • Desserts
    • Drinks
    • Cuisines
  • Entertainment
    • Movies
    • TV Shows
    • Web Series
    • Books & Events
  • MORE
    • Travel
    • Eve Highlights
    • Quizzes
  • Love & Life
    • Parenting
    • Sex & Wellness
    • Relationships
    • Astrology & Horoscope
    • Life Tips & Advice
  • Beauty & Care
    • Skincare
    • Hair Care
    • Body Care
    • Makeup
  • Health & Fitness
    • Mental Health
    • Pregnancy
    • Fitness & Nutrition
    • Home Remedies
  • Shopping & Gifting
    • Gifts For Her
    • Gifts For Him
    • Accessories
    • Attire
    • Festive Gifting
  • Fashion
    • Latest Trends
    • Indian Wear
    • Style Guide
    • Celeb Style
    • Fashion Shows
  • Weddings
    • Wedding Fashion
    • Wedding Planning & Decor
    • Makeup Tips & Artists
    • Wedding Photography
    • Wedding Jewellery
    • Tips & Advice
  • Food & Recipes
    • Recipes
    • Healthy Recipes
    • Desserts
    • Drinks
    • Cuisines
  • Entertainment
    • Movies
    • TV Shows
    • Web Series
    • Books & Events
  • MORE
    • Travel
    • Eve Highlights
    • Quizzes
No Result
View All Result

English हिन्दी Shop Podcast Contact

AllAboutEve
No Result
View All Result
Home Love & Lifestyle Life Tips & Advice

#AskAuntyEve: How To Deal With Annoying Relatives & Their Questions At Weddings

Aunty Eve by Aunty Eve
April 3, 2021
4 min read
Share on FacebookShare on TwitterShare on Whatsapp

Hi, bachche! Having fun during wedding season? No? Mask too tight or is that distant fufaji too close to your face? Weddings can be a pain, honestly. But what I hate the most are those people who malign us well-meaning aunties and uncles by annoying every young person they see with ridiculous questions. Frankly, I’m embarrassed, bachche. Which is why I’m giving you the tools to fight back and end this evil. I mean, look at me. Aunty Eve is a cool kid! I give you amazing advice, like how to find the perfect Bollywood boy and how to deal with those tiresome MILs. I don’t judge anyyyyyyone! So, it’s only natural when I see other “aunties”, like Mrs Duggal and her gang (yes, we’re not friends anymore) trying to be nasty with young people who are only singing and dancing.

At the last wedding I attended, Mrs Bhatia actually told her cousin’s daughter’s husband’s niece that she should get married now. I am supposed to be looking for a rishta for that girl, which I was happily doing in my own time. But now, Mrs Bhatia has pissed her off so much that she is saying she doesn’t want to get married only! Literally pet pe laat for me, no? So, I’ve decided to do something about this menace of rishtedaars. The next time someone corners you at a wedding, sweet child, here are the best responses that you need to keep handy. Trust me, these answers will shut that fufaji up for good!

Annoying question #1: So old you are now! When will you get married?

Killer answer #1: So old you are now! When will you die? I have my outfit picked out for your funeral. Accessories too.

Annoying question #2: Age zyada ho gayi toh how will we find a boy for you? Till when will you burden your parents?

Killer answer #2: When you stop burdening your kids, I’ll stop burdening my parents. We can have a joint vidaai too!

Note: It is imperative to walk away immediately after spitting out these answers. Otherwise, someone’s chappal will meet your head.

Annoying question #3: Omg why have you become so tanned?

Killer answer #3: Because I got tired of my skin colour. You know how you keep going blonde because you’re “bored” of your grey hair? I did the same thing with my skin. Should I get a skull tattoo on my arm next? It’ll go so well with the colour, no? What do you think?

Annoying question #4: Aur phir? Kitne marks aayenge?

Killer answer #4: If I’m deciding this, 100 aayenge! Scratch that, 200 aayenge, so that next exam ka bhi quota poora ho jaaye. Foolproof scheme this is.

Annoying question #omgthisisexhausting: Kuchh banoge kab?

Killer answer #youkidsgothroughsomuch: I’m still young. But aapka time nikal raha hai. Aap kab banoge kuchh?

Annoying question #stopthistorture: Why have you taken up BSc and not Engineering?

Killer answer #6 (I think): Why are you wearing red and not black? Why is the groom a man and the bride a woman? Why are there golgappas at this wedding and no papri chaat? Why does the world still think veg biryani is a thing? Why is the world?

Annoying question #7: Eeeeeeee! What are you wearing?!

Killer answer #7 (I may have lost count): Clothes? Made of fabric? And colours? That I like? Can you stand 2,000 feet away from me please, we’re in a pandemic?

Annoying question #8: Shouldn’t you try something for all those marks on your face?

Killer answer #8: I cleansed with the water of Dal Lake, exfoliated with the sand of the beaches in Goa, moisturised with llama milk, and finished off with a massive orgasm. Shouldn’t you try something for all that evil in your brain though?

Annoying question #thiswillneverend: Kab tak job karogi, beta?

Killer answer #whyarerelativeslikethis: Jab tak the company keeps paying me, jab tak we have to buy food with money. #CapitalismSucks, uncle. No, women still don’t get food for free.

Annoying question #10: Soooooo, when are you giving us the good news?

Killer answer #10: Right now! The bar is open and they have COCKTAILS!

Annoying question #11 (ugh!): After a certain age, you will have period problems and trouble getting pregnant, you know?

Killer answer #11: I’m actually really happy without kids. They’re so whiny, ungrateful, disobedient, and just pests in general! Look at my parents! They keep complaining about me. And you keep complaining about your kids. Why would I do that to myself?

Note: This answer will either be completely ignored or will shame your parents into pampering you for the next week. Be ready with your list.

Annoying question #12: Are you on a diet? Why have you become so skinny?

Variation: Why don’t you go on a diet? You’ve become so fat!

Killer answer #12: Bodies change with time. Unfortunately, some people don’t. And they never grow up enough to see other people beyond the shape of their bodies. It’s okay, it’s not your fault. It’s just who you are. Why don’t you go on a diet?

Try these at the next wedding because god knows you’re going to get these questions on repeat. And tell me how well they worked. I’m waiting! Aunty Eve loves feedback.

 

4.7 / 5 ( 3 votes )
Tags: indian weddingslife tipsrelativesrishtedaar

What’s your reaction?

love
2
sad
1
happy
3
sleepy
1
angry
1
dead
1
wink
1
Previous Post

How To Build A Makeup Kit: 11 Must-Haves For A Beginner

Next Post

Your Horoscope For April 5-11: Relationships, Work, Life, And Everything In Between

Aunty Eve

Aunty Eve

The aunty who doesn't judge and has the solution to all your problems.

Related Posts

signs of a toxic friendship
Love & Lifestyle

Is Your Bestie A Walking Red Flag? 8 Signs You’re In A Toxic Friendship

1 day ago
hobbies for kids
Love & Lifestyle

Hobbies For Summer Vacation: 6 Activities To Hone Your Child’s Life Skills

1 day ago
horoscope for june 5-11
Astrology & Horoscope

Your Horoscope For June 5-11: What The Universe Is Brewing For You This Week

3 days ago
questions to ask before you become parents
Love & Lifestyle

Want To Become Parents? Discuss These Things With Your Partner First

6 days ago
Next Post
horoscope for april 5-11

Your Horoscope For April 5-11: Relationships, Work, Life, And Everything In Between

Leave a Comment

I agree to the Terms & Conditions and Privacy Policy.

No Result
View All Result

CATEGORIES

  • Quizzes (123)
    • Bollywood (54)
    • Trivia (19)
  • Pop Culture (14)
  • Food & Travel (15)
  • Eve Highlights (404)
    • Trending (249)
    • Work & Finance (27)
    • Home Decor (56)
      • Look Book (4)
      • Home Improvement (31)
      • Accents and furnishings (23)
    • What's New (2)
  • Travel (98)
    • City Guide (50)
    • Holiday Destinations (23)
    • Weekend Travel (9)
    • Expert Tips & Advice (24)
  • Fashion (113)
    • Latest Trends (8)
    • Indian Wear (22)
    • Style Guide (14)
    • Celeb Style (56)
    • Fashion Shows (26)
  • Health & Fitness (183)
    • Mental Health (19)
    • Pregnancy (12)
    • Wellbeing (40)
    • Fitness & Nutrition (81)
    • Home Remedies (11)
  • Beauty & Self Care (163)
    • Skincare (71)
    • Hair Care (38)
    • Body Care (28)
    • Makeup (37)
  • Love & Lifestyle (403)
    • Parenting (18)
    • Sex & Wellness (61)
    • Relationships (107)
    • Astrology & Horoscope (179)
    • Life Tips & Advice (71)
  • Shopping & Gifting (164)
    • Gifts For Her (28)
    • Gifts For Him (18)
    • Accessories (11)
    • Attire (10)
    • Festive Gifting (26)
  • Weddings (167)
    • Wedding Fashion (67)
    • Wedding Planning & Decor (12)
    • Makeup Tips & Artists (9)
    • Wedding Photography (5)
    • Wedding Jewellery (18)
    • Tips & Advice (41)
    • Destination Weddings (6)
    • Tips & Advice (26)
    • Bridesmaid & Others (10)
    • Bridal Trousseau (32)
    • Jewellery (16)
  • SHOPPING (75)
    • Shopping guide (61)
    • Shop smart (12)
  • Beauty (76)
    • Makeup (13)
    • Skincare (37)
    • Bodycare (9)
    • Haircare (21)
  • Food & Recipes (151)
    • Healthy Recipes (41)
    • Desserts (21)
    • Recipes (96)
    • Drinks (25)
    • Cuisines (15)
  • Food & Recipes (70)
    • What's New (20)
    • Healthy Eats (26)
    • Sweet Tooth (7)
    • Power Breakfast (5)
    • Old School Eats (7)
    • One-pot recipes (1)
  • Culture & Entertainment (824)
    • Movies (344)
    • TV Shows (27)
    • Web Series (108)
    • Books & Events (70)
    • Ease your life (37)
    • Humour (45)
    • Trending (117)
    • Movies (88)
    • Inspiration (43)
    • Try This (91)
  • Travel (52)
    • Long Weekend (8)
    • Activities & Things to do (13)
    • India Travel (14)
    • Bookmark for bucketlist (11)
    • Travel Hacks (9)
  • Women's Health (50)
    • Well being (29)
    • Mental Health (11)
    • Feminine Health & Hygiene (12)
  • Working Moms (38)
    • Kid- friendly (5)
    • Work Smart in the Kitchen (8)
    • Work Smart at Home (24)
  • Career & Investment (40)
    • Career Growth (17)
    • Productivity (10)
    • Investment Cheat Sheet (13)
  • Fitness (48)
    • Alternative Fitness (16)
    • Fitspiration (22)
    • Detox (10)
  • Gifting (32)
    • Gifts For Her (9)
    • Festive Gifting (12)
    • Wedding Gifting (6)
    • Gifts For Him (7)

RECENT

aunty eve cards

Birthday, Breakup, Or Bidaai: Aunty Eve Has Created The Funniest Cards For Your BFF

June 7, 2023
why is pride month celebrated

Why Is Pride Month Celebrated? Here’s A Quick Lesson On LGBTQIA+ History

June 7, 2023
signs of a toxic friendship

Is Your Bestie A Walking Red Flag? 8 Signs You’re In A Toxic Friendship

June 7, 2023

More To Read

aunty eve cards
Gifts For Her

Birthday, Breakup, Or Bidaai: Aunty Eve Has Created The Funniest Cards For Your BFF

June 7, 2023
why is pride month celebrated
Eve Highlights

Why Is Pride Month Celebrated? Here’s A Quick Lesson On LGBTQIA+ History

June 7, 2023
signs of a toxic friendship
Love & Lifestyle

Is Your Bestie A Walking Red Flag? 8 Signs You’re In A Toxic Friendship

June 7, 2023
hobbies for kids
Love & Lifestyle

Hobbies For Summer Vacation: 6 Activities To Hone Your Child’s Life Skills

June 7, 2023
horoscope for june 5-11
Astrology & Horoscope

Your Horoscope For June 5-11: What The Universe Is Brewing For You This Week

June 5, 2023
school of lies
Culture & Entertainment

School Of Lies Review: A Stark Portrayal Of The Dark And Lonely Life Of Children

June 2, 2023
zara hatke zara bachke review
Culture & Entertainment

Zara Hatke Zara Bachke Review: Nothing Really Hatke, Best To Stay Bachke From This Film

June 2, 2023
Scoop Review: Fine Performances Meet Great Storytelling In Hansal Mehta’s Series
Culture & Entertainment

Scoop Review: Fine Performances Meet Great Storytelling In Hansal Mehta’s Series

June 2, 2023
questions to ask before you become parents
Love & Lifestyle

Want To Become Parents? Discuss These Things With Your Partner First

June 2, 2023
Load More
AllAboutEve

We curate products, ideas and recommendations to make life easier for women who are too busy conquering the world.

Popular Categories

  • Love & Lifestyle
  • Beauty & Self Care
  • Shopping & Gifting
  • Weddings
  • Health & Fitness
  • Food & Recipes
  • Fashion
  • Entertainment

Newsletter

Hey there,

Stay updated on all our latest content!

Subscribe to our monthly newsletter for the latest in entertainment, opinions, lifestyle, and so much more.

Open
Feeling not okay is also okay. Accepting, embracing and existing.
Illustration by @sasa_elebea
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#illustrations #women #moodswings #mentalhealth #selflove #AllAboutEve
Open
Poori baat batani chahiye!
By Thakurrainn via Twitter
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#twittermemes #memesdaily #instamemes #relatable #twitterdaily #tweets #AllAboutEve
Open
Reema Kagti, a well-known writer and filmmaker in her own right, has always had the ability to craft stories about the everyday man or woman that explore their deepest emotions and vulnerabilities. With the support of co-director Ruchika Oberoi, the team's most recent thriller series, "Dahaad," finds an unlikely hero in Sonakshi Sinha who is featured as Anjali Bhaati. Read our review to know more about Dahaad.

Check out the review by tapping on the link in bio > IG Blogs > Corresponding image.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. 
.
.
.
#review #Bollywoodreview #reviews #webseries #vijayvarma #amazonprime #bolly #Dahaad #sonakshisinha #reemakagti #ruchikaoberoi #gulshandevaiah #sohumshah, #zoamorani #AllAboutEve
Open
Meghalaya's capital city, Shillong is renowned for its gushing waterfalls, thrilling mountain peaks, crystal-clear lakes, and lush vegetation. Here are a few of Shillong's most unique spots to visit. -@abookaholicarts, Features Writer

Check out the article by tapping on the link in bio > IG Blogs > Corresponding image.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. 
.
.
.
#shillong #scotlandoftheeast #mountainpeaks #lakes #nature #beauty #forests #shillongpeak #AllAboutEve
Open
Who is your favourite?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#bollywood #bollywoodactress #bollywoodcelebrities #actor #Bollywood #suhanakhan #gaurikhan #neenagupta #masabagupta #kajol #nysadevgan #poojabedi #alayaf #bhavanapandey #ananyapandey #neetukapoor #riddhimakapoorsahni #maheepkapoor #shanayakapoor #AllAboutEve
Open
Hold onto your umbrella!
Illustration by @lizandmollie
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#illustration #illustrationdaily #illustrationart #positivity #healthyboundaries #optimism #patriarchy #AllAboutEve
Open
Shh... Itn sach bhi nahi kehna tha!
By Kadaipaneeeer via Twitter
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#tweet #funnytweets #twittermemes #relatable #influencer #zomato #swiggy #AllAboutEve
Open
Dheere dheere, sab samajh aa raha hai... tumhe aa raha hai?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#bollywoodmemes #bollywood #bollywoodpost #memes #funny #AllAboutEve
Open
Tell us in the comments down below!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#quiz #bollywoodquiz #bollywoodgames #bollywood #trending #gamesoninstagram #AllAboutEve
Open
I am not here to be liked, I'm here to be respected.
I am a powerful woman and I am not sorry for it.
Illustration by @thecutefeminist
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#illustration #illustrationdaily #feminism #women #sexism #misogyny #AllAboutEve
Open
Kya ye dhokha hai?
By justscribblingg via Twitter
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#twittermemes #memesdaily #instamemes #tweets #twitterthread #funny #sarcastic #instagramposts  #AllAboutEve
Open
Save this post to know about the stages in the most common method of childbirth.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#illustrations #vaginalbirth #commonmethod #childbirth #labourpain #contractions #women #bleeding #newborn #birthcanal #AllAboutEve
Open
A yeast infection can affect any woman due to the anatomy of the female body, but by making few small lifestyle adjustments, you can lower your risk of getting one in the first place.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#sexualwellness #sexualhygiene #infections #sexualinfection #hygiene #yeastinfection #precautions #lifestyle #diet #AllAboutEve
Open
On point! 
Illustration by @ayushkalra
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#illustration #illustrationdaily #illustrationart #feminism #opinion #desiart #indianwoman #AllAboutEve
Open
Anti-Hero vibes aa rahi hai!
By hajarkagalwa via Twitter
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#twitter #twittermemes #memesdaily #instamemes #twitterthread #tweets #funny #sarcastic #AllAboutEve
Open
How many different types of knives do you own? Chances are, you've got a few knives in your kitchen drawer. But do you know the proper way to use each one?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
#knives #knifecollection #knifecommunity #chef #knifelover #AllAboutEve

© 2022 Copyright . All About Eve | About Us | Sitemap

No Result
View All Result
  • Love & Life
    • Parenting
    • Sex & Wellness
    • Relationships
    • Astrology & Horoscope
    • Life Tips & Advice
  • Beauty & Care
    • Skincare
    • Hair Care
    • Body Care
    • Makeup
  • Health & Fitness
    • Mental Health
    • Pregnancy
    • Fitness & Nutrition
    • Home Remedies
  • Shopping & Gifting
    • Gifts For Her
    • Gifts For Him
    • Accessories
    • Attire
    • Festive Gifting
  • Fashion
    • Latest Trends
    • Indian Wear
    • Style Guide
    • Celeb Style
    • Fashion Shows
  • Weddings
    • Wedding Fashion
    • Wedding Planning & Decor
    • Makeup Tips & Artists
    • Wedding Photography
    • Wedding Jewellery
    • Tips & Advice
  • Food & Recipes
    • Recipes
    • Healthy Recipes
    • Desserts
    • Drinks
    • Cuisines
  • Entertainment
    • Movies
    • TV Shows
    • Web Series
    • Books & Events
  • MORE
    • Travel
    • Eve Highlights
    • Quizzes

© 2022 Copyright . All About Eve | About Us | Sitemap

This website uses cookies. By continuing to use this website you are giving consent to cookies being used. Visit our Privacy and Cookie Policy.

Hey there,

We're thrilled to see you here!

Subscribe to the All About Eve Newsletter for the latest in entertainment, fashion, weddings, home tips, travel, and much more.

Invalid email address
No, thanks. I'm good
Thanks for subscribing! Please check your email for more.