The ‘getting to know you’ process on a first date can quickly turn from awkward to downright creepy. Learn from these worst first date tweets on how ‘not’ to impress your date.
1. Yes, we’ll pay!
I’ll let you pay for yourself so you don’t feel obligated to have sex. #WorstFirstDate
— Busty Rusty (@RaylaRimpson) February 6, 2018
2. Hope at least the match was good?
On a first date I got told to shut up, drink my beer, and watch sports. It was also the last date. #WorstFirstDate
— RRR (@roarshell) March 15, 2018
3. When plants are bae
On #MyWorstDate he showed me pictures of his house plants and explained their different watering schedules.
— HeatherDSM (@HeatherDSM) May 24, 2017
4. That awkward silence
On my date during an awkward silence, the boy drummed on the table while mumbling topic, topic, topic #MyWorstDate @jimmyfallon
— Because (@because13whynot) May 24, 2017
5. Mark should have said something before
#MyWorstDate: She told me she just got out of a relationship with a guy that sounded a lot like my friend Mark. I texted Mark, it was Mark.
— K’aran Shukla (@Big_Shuk) May 24, 2017
6. Making new friends
@FirstDateHell ended up at the hospital with him because his wife went into labor. I meet his and her family that night also.
— Alley (@Ababydoll) April 13, 2016
7. Too soon
@FirstDateHell For our first date, he drove around a neighborhood he liked so i can see where we’re going to live and raise our children.
— Adriana ❤💙💚 (@adrtre82) March 26, 2016
8. You don’t mess with the hair!
@FirstDateHell Set my hair on fire with a magic trick using the candle on the table in a Pizza Hut. My real hair. No extensions
— Nancy Wilson (@wilsoncreates) July 16, 2015
9. What are the odds
My friend decided to set me up on a blind date with one of his girlfriends friends. The girl she brought was my cousin… #MyWorstDate
— Tim Drake (@timdrake) May 24, 2017
10. Liquid courage
Wait are we doing #worstfirstdate stories? Because I once went out with a guy who waited until drink 3 to tell me he had a girlfriend.
— Sam H. Escobar 👻 (@myhairisblue) July 27, 2016
11. That’s as bad as it gets
#WorstFirstDate going to a restaurant where his ex was a waitress and he burst into tears begging her to take him back is up there.
— Candy Dax (@iamcandydax) July 27, 2016
12. Too perfect
@FirstDateHell he said I was too perfect and then started giving me his single friends numbers, one came and he left, I gave him some fries
— KaPosha (@Dlover4everX) April 14, 2014
My date was complaining about me on Facebook while at the table. I found out because she accidentally tagged me in the post. #WorstFirstDate
— Ed Hill (@kingedhill) January 7, 2016
14. Whispering sweet nothings
At the end of the night, he leaned in for a kiss, whispering “don’t be scared if my tooth falls out.” @FallonTonight #WORSTFIRSTDATE
— Bronwyn Roberts (@BronwynRoberts) July 27, 2016
15. Mother knows best
my mom and I went out to dinner and she surprised me with a blind date. We ate dinner together. The 3 of us. #WorstFirstDate
— JanayMcDonaldWilborn (@janaymcwilborn) July 27, 2016
16. How thoughtful
On our first date he bought me a box of brown hair dye as a Christmas gift because he didn’t like my hair colour. #worstfirstdate
— Emily Kristensen (@KristensenEmily) June 12, 2016
17. When the dog comes first
@FirstDateHell A well known chef said he’d cook for me. He prepared an amazing meal with all 4 foodgroups and gave it to his dog. I got soup
— Sura Dohnke (@Suradohnke) March 1, 2012
18. At least he washed his hands
I went to a fancy place. He ordered, & ate,the most expensive food on the menu.He went to wash his hands and never returned. #worstfirstdate
— Michelle (@mc_arthur123) July 27, 2016
19. Anything for free popcorns
@jimmyfallon // He took me to a movie, pulled a used large popcorn bag out of the trash can & went for “his free refill.” #worstfirstdate
— Sara Gilmore (@sarakgilmore) June 15, 2016
20. Serial dater
Dude took me to a haunted house. I fell & he left me because he we scared. When I found him he was asking someone else out. #worstfirstdate
— John Higgins (@JohnHiggsMusic) June 29, 2016
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