Food is comfort. After a long day of work, when I come home and get something to eat, the world automatically becomes a better place. I am suddenly not tired anymore, so I scroll my socials. Only to see food that repels me. I have some more trauma-inducing additions to the list of weird food combinations in India that we wish didn’t exist.
1. Maggi Milkshake
Maggi has become this one relative we all hate. After Fanta Maggi ruined our lives, we have Maggi milkshake to take us to hell. How long will this torture last? Ab me ise khaa kar peeyun ya peekar khaau? I have lost my eating and drinking abilities after looking at this.
2. Burger Ice Cream
I know ice cream is pretty versatile, and everybody loves it, but that doesn’t mean you can add it to everything. The burger by itself is pretty great; you don’t need to add ice cream to it. My taste buds are paralysed just by imagining the taste of this combo.
3. Poha cake
I was looking for different poha recipes when I found this out-of-the-world (should have stayed there) recipe. What is this obsession to mix and match everything? Is it supposed to be a competition on how to waste all the good food you have in your pantry?
4. Oreo Pakoda
Mixing Oreo and pakoda is like wearing a three-piece suit with hawai chappal. Doesn’t go well, does it? Savoury and sweet are two different categories for a reason. Acceptance and brotherhood weren’t for food items. Let them be rivals and stay in their zones.
5. Pani puri and coca cola
I am crying khoon ke aansu just by looking at it. I think it’s really kalyug, because why else would people feel the need to try something new with pani puri? What happened to pani puri ka pani?? If you take out pani from it, then what’s even left?
6. Chocos and Sambhar
If disgust was a taste, it would be this. I saw some YouTubers do it and thought it might be a good idea. I screamed, cried and hated myself for even thinking of trying it. I had one good cereal- chocos and now I have lost that too. Now what do I do with this main course meal that nobody can eat?
If you want to lose the will to live, go ahead and try these. Otherwise, if you are happy in your life, don’t kill your joy by trying to mix food. Once you try these weird food combinations available in India, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
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