There’s no bigger joy in the world than food, at least for some of us. We love trying out a variety of dishes and experimenting with food. But there are some food experiments that should never have happened! Over the past few years, we have seen a lot of bizarre food combinations go viral on the internet. The apocalypse must be near if people are willing to fuck around with perfectly good dishes. Here are some weird food combos we wish didn’t exist IRL.

1. Fanta Maggi

Fanta and Maggi separately are awesome. Hell, even a glass of Fanta along with Maggi is pretty cool. But did we really need to cook Maggi in Fanta? The very thought of this combo is giving me an allergic reaction. I wish I could unsee this abomination.

2. Masala dosa ice cream roll

My south Indian heart cries at this atrocity. Why would you ruin two fan favourite dishes? Masala dosa is good as it is and ice cream is a pretty good dessert. But why anyone saw the need to mix these two is incomprehensible. Remember the old chant, “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream”? Well, I definitely screamed when I saw this “dish” for the first time.

3. Ice cream and French fries

It seems like people don’t love ice cream anymore. Why else would they put in so much effort to ruin it?  Why would ice cream become a dip for French fries? Because ketchup and sauces are so passe, right? Dip your fries in ice cream for a ‘hell’ of an experience. I can’t even imagine the trauma that can be caused by this combo.

4. Fanta omelette

In any business, you need to stay on top of things and come up with new ideas to be successful. Someone took this way too seriously. Because what other reason does anyone have to make an omelette in Fanta? We have heard of adding a capful of water or milk while beating the eggs to make the omelette fluffy, but this is a whole new game. The Fanta omelette is a combo so far out of the world, I actually wish it goes far, far away from the entire Milky Way galaxy.

5. Ice cream parantha

There’s already aloo ka parantha, gobhi ka parantha, mooli ka parantha, paneer ka parantha, and tens of other paranthas to try. Was there a need for an ice cream parantha? Did you finish the cones you serve the ice creams in and decide the next best thing is a parantha?

6. Nutella biryani

As if the fight between biryani and pulao wasn’t enough, Nutella biryani entered the chat. Somebody must have been in a real bad mood to come up with this combo. Because no person in their sane mind is pouring Nutella on biryani! As a biryani lover, I wish I could have been teleported to another planet before seeing this monstrosity of what some people call ‘food’.

I’d rather see the end of the world than watch these weird desi food combos becoming mainstream. Please, for the love of god, stop playing around with perfectly good food.

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