Spotify is great because it customises playlists according to what you listen to. And what you listen to is a part of your personality. In a way, Spotify knows you pretty well and its customised year-end playlist for you says a lot about you as a person. Based on your personalised 2019 Spotify playlist, here is who you are as a person.
1. 90s Bollywood
You’re a quintessential 90s kid who grew up on Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast Mast and Saat Samundar Paar. When the party’s gone past midnight, and everyone is at least five drinks down, you’re the one everybody turns to for the music. You’re larger than life because you see your life as a Bollywood masala film.
2. Indie Pop
You were a true music lover in school who listened to Lucky Ali and Silk Route. Any time there’s a get-together with friends, you’re the first to play these tunes again with a smattering of newer Indie Pop like Prateek Kuhad and When Chai Met Toast. You’re pretty chilled out in life and don’t stress too much over anything.
3. Hard Rock and Heavy Metal
You were a seriously angsty teenager who still seems to carry a lot of angst about everything. When everyone’s trying to relax, you play Thrash Metal that makes everyone’s ear hurt. When they tell you to turn it down or change it, you yell at them about how the earth is telling humans to turn down the heat but we’re not listening.
Your life revolves around attending every wedding you can find. You have designated outfits for sangeet, mehendi, wedding etc. and a hip flask you carry to dry weddings. You avoid all the rishta aunties at these weddings by spending all your time at the dance floor and go nuts when Ishq Tera Tadpave comes on.
Science says that you’re among the smartest of humanity. You’re also calm, collected and have everything sorted in life. But you might get bored being surrounded by the mind-numbingly stupid mass of humanity around you every day.
6. 90s Pop
You listen to this genre because it reminds you of a time when everything was good in the world. Hang on, this isn’t a compliment. It just means you peaked when you were young and are nostalgic for those days. You haven’t grown much or made more friends since your school/college days and feel like things are stagnant in life.
You think you’re really cool, but you’re just pretentious. If you’re given a glass of wine at a party, you swirl it around and act as if you’re at a Napa Valley wine tasting and can detect “earthy notes” from it.
You’re perennially high and are constantly talking about your experiences with drugs. You genuinely believe that you do your best work while high. You think these drugs open up an alternate dimension of your brain and give you great perspective on life.
So, what’s in your year-end Spotify playlist?