To make their lives easier, most women think it’s better just to let their partners believe what they want to believe. And that’s how women started faking orgasms. You may think you are a beast in the sheets, but I assure you, dear men, that your girl has faked an orgasm at least once in her life. And if you bought her act, oh well! If you were to ask me, a woman faking her orgasms does no good to her or the man she is with. After all, practice makes perfect, and there’s nothing more fun than practising a hot bout of sex, is there? Ladies, stop faking it, ‘cause you deserve the pleasure, so don’t hesitate to make your man work for it. My dear gentlemen, to make your life easier, I have decided to bless you with my wisdom. So, here are a few signs that your woman is faking her orgasms.

There’s quite a bit of drama

Unlike porn, most real-life women don’t orgasm with harmonised and measured sighs, looking like a rumpled goddess. There’s going to be awkward faces, embarrassing sounds, and breathlessness. If her reaction sounds too good to be true, it likely is.

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She “comes” when you repeatedly ask her to

Let’s be honest, darling, orgasming on demand seems to be something only Anastasia Steele, Christian Grey and other fictional characters can manage, especially when that demand is repeated. If you repeatedly keep telling your girlfriend to “come for you”, or keep asking her if she orgasmed, she’ll just say yes to shut you up. Working well under pressure is meant for the boardroom, not the bedroom. So, stop pressuring your partner into having the Big O. It’ll just be disappointing.

She gives you an awkward smile

Imagine you are lying there looking like the cat who ate the canary after what you think was the best sex of *her* life, and she is giving you an awkward smile, trying to look anywhere but at you. Unless you just had a one-night stand with a random girl who just realised what sex is for the first time in her life, it’s a clear sign she faked her orgasm.

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Her enthusiasm is off the charts

If you find your partner being overly enthusiastic, making you think “There’s no way I could make her react like that”, you are probably right. There really is no way you could have her so ecstatic unless she is putting on an act, especially if she is someone who isn’t usually enthusiastic. She is just trying to make you feel like whatever you are doing is working and trying to hurry you up.

She starts directing you

You thought you knew your way around your girlfriend’s lady bits, didn’t you? Suddenly, she is telling you to add a little pressure here or hold a little tighter there while you are scratching your head, wondering what’s happening. I’ll enlighten you. Your girl is tired of your moves and of faking her orgasms, and she wants the real deal. So, gentlemen, listen to her directions and take her to O-town. She deserves it, and you deserve to witness the real thing too.

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