If there is any set of bachchas I feel for the most, it is my dear dulhans. Being a bride looks like a lot of fun to others but I know your syaape, bachche. And this endless line of kalesh is making your aankhon ke gaddhe deeper and your skin dull as a Tuesday. The only solution for you is to follow Aunty Eve’s ultimate skincare guide for brides. It’s simple, effective, and free.

Aunty Eve’s skincare guide for brides

Eat and drink expensive stuff

No more roadside momos and shikanji for you, bride bachche. This is your dim sum and champagne era. You might get gas but you’ll feel rich, and even the best retinol in the world can’t match the glow that comes with andha paisa vibes.

Switch your phone off at night

Stop those good night, good morning messages now. You’re marrying the guy and will have to see his face every night and every morning. Enjoy the peace and a whole bed to yourself while you have it. If you sleep well, it will show on your face, bachche. And maybe you won’t snap at everyone for no reason.

Ignore that bua ji

Her only job is to create kalesh. Let her. She needs some fun in her life too, you know. You keep one room’s distance from her and all will be well. And if she insists on chasing you all over the house, hand a bowl of cold, stale dal to your fufaji. She can spend all day handling the monster you’ve just unleashed and stay out of your way.

Delegate communication with the in-laws

Beta ji, the shaadi is not the time for you to handle saas-sasur stress. You’ve got the next 15-20 years (depending on your kismat) to manage that circus. Tell your sisters, friends, friendly aunts, and whoever else you can find to talk to your in-laws and relay only important information to you. For example, if one more “close” relative has shown up for whom you need another saree at the last minute, that doesn’t need to come to you. But if the groom runs away, you should know.

Put your mom and dad in a spa for an hour every week

Not only will this relax them, bachche, but it will give you one hour to yourself without shaadi talk in the house. And those of us who are married know that every bride needs a break from her wedding to feel human again. Don’t let this spa session coincide with yours though, beta ji. That’s just a waste of peace.

Follow this skincare guide for brides, bachche. This is the only way you can be the sabse sundar dulhan of your family.

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