This week is all about transitioning, being creative, and letting your best self shine. See what your weekly horoscope says.
1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You are in for a surprise this week. Yes, that package you ordered is coming soon, so yay! You have been in good spirits, and I see how the weather change is bringing a shift in your mood. Good for you, dear Aries, because it is time to start moving towards your big life goals. Even if your big plans still consist of opening a golgappa cart in Khan Market, start taking those baby steps. Also, that secret crush of yours isn’t secret anymore. They know, that is why they are ghosting you. Get the hint if you don’t want an awkward confrontation.
AAE Pro Tip: Clean that package with sanitiser before you open it.
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You need a haircut…or maybe a shower. You have been holing up again and I strongly recommend getting out of bed before you get too comfortable in there. Socialising can be hard, but you can start by sending five memes a day to your best friend. It is an effort, and an effort in the right direction. Get going because there is nothing stopping you. And remember to spam your best friend, they will know you are doing it right and will be so proud of you.
AAE Pro Tip: Send a meme from All About Eve. They’re funny, and your friend will laugh. Here’s one to start with.
3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
How much attention is too much attention? Well, no amount of attention is enough for you, is it? You have been all over the place, and that fake facade is crumbling down. So, sit down for a minute and think this through. You need to realise that it’s okay to be vulnerable and let your friends come over to help you feel a little better. And trust me, none of them are planning to steal your boyfriend, so just relax and calm down. And maybe have a nice cup of hot chocolate? That will do the trick.
AAE Pro Tip: Get marshmallows for your hot chocolate. No special reason, it’s just nice.
Related: Sinfully Delicious Hot Chocolate Recipes To Get You Into The Fall Mood
4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You have been MIA for a while, and it’s really starting to show. I mean, not liking the memes your friends are sending on Instagram every five minutes is a great way to show your absence. They hear you, so go ahead and speak it all out. Stop hiding your emotions because well, we all know you can’t really deal with that. Whether it’s some self-care time you need or a party with tons of alcohol, just speak your mind. And you might want to make the arrangements because your weekly horoscope is in favour of the party. Go have a little fun!
AAE Pro Tip: Write down your speech before you get drunk.
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Someone has been on cloud nine! Are you crushing on someone, dear Leo? Well, that is some news, and you can be a little excited about it. Don’t overthink and wonder what this will lead to five years down the line. Keep the overcalculating Leo aside and just have some fun. You don’t need to plan everything at the moment, so stop freaking out. Let this be a positive change but not a distraction, because all the hard work you are putting in your own self should not go to waste. And yes, you can do your happy little dance in the bathroom. I won’t judge, I promise.
AAE Pro Tip: Clean the bathroom. I can see you’ll slip on the muck and fall if you don’t do it.
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You have been acting quite cranky lately and you need to loosen up a little. All those extra hours of working in the kitchen and doing dishes are really getting to you. So, according to the weekly horoscope, you need to chill out a little. I know it is a rough phase and not having any house help with your mother/mother-in-law on your head can be quite annoying. But you deserve a nap, so sneak some rest in between chores and have some me-time. Till then, check out Aunty Eve’s advice and you might learn a trick or two on how to deal with your MIL.
AAE Pro Tip: Write to us, and we’ll get Aunty Eve to sort out your problems.
7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Let the universe get to work and make your (slightly unreasonable) birthday demands fall in place. But even though your birthday season is about to end, the festivities aren’t stopping anytime soon. Give yourself some more time to enjoy and drink that expensive wine! But remember to not miss any opportunity coming your way this week, because I see plenty. Don’t decline the offer if someone wants to take you to Paris. Duh!
AAE Pro Tip: Maybe watch something that lessens your expectations.
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
The weekly horoscope says you are going to be calm, collected, and at peace. All thanks to a very long home spa and a good time with your bae this past weekend. Use your energy in making some important decisions this week, like planning your birthday guestlist. Scorpio season is just around the corner, so you should get started with your presentation to get everything right. Remember to grab some extra beer while doing it because pre-birthday celebrations are equally important. You got this!
AAE Pro Tip: Get one of those fancy bath bombs. It’s fun watching them open a portal to hell when they go in the water.
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
I hope you have been doing better than last week because I know you take criticism to heart. But if that means it helps you to push yourself to do better, I’m right here for you anytime. But this week is all about shining through and making some wise moves. Yes, you got that right. Stealing the last box of chocolate chip cookies is the perfect payback for your sibling, so just do it. And don’t forget to replace it with a box of oatmeal and raisin cookies.
AAE Pro Tip: If you feel really wronged, replace the chocolate chip cookies with multigrain cookies.
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
According to your weekly horoscope, you have been grinding and shining, dear Capricorn, and this is just the right time for it. Be creative, and let your thoughts guide you in the right direction. And if your thoughts direct you to the kitchen, you might as well make some spaghetti and meatballs. Grabbing some wine just makes the meal better, so do that too. You can also invite some friends for a video call party and actually have fun. Don’t deprive yourself of having a good time once in a while, because balance is key. Grab another bottle of wine on that note.
AAE Pro Tip: Add some wine to your spaghetti, it’ll add body to your sauce. And drink it while you’re cooking too, who’s checking?
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You may think you have your life on track, but stop kidding yourself. Drinking chia water in the morning and having pizza through the day doesn’t count as being healthy. And all those extra cups of coffee lined up on your desk? I can’t even! You really need to get it together and make a practical schedule that you can stick to. And having salad for lunch is a good call, but ordering it as a side dish to butter chicken isn’t. Sort out your priorities and clear out those cups!
AAE Pro Tip: Just clean up. Seriously, that’s the only tip you need.
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
There are endless opportunities to impress people waiting at the door for you, says your weekly horoscope. So, open up the fridge and take out the ingredients to make something nice and desi for your folks! How about some Indian desserts since the festivities are just around the corner? Maybe some rabri or kheer? Don’t let your excitement die down just because you’ve been working round the clock. Let this dessert making process be a learning experience for you. Your parents will be so proud of you!
AAE Pro Tip: Try making our Thandai Cheesecake recipe, you’ll find it on our IGTV.
Have a great week ahead!
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