It is time to break the monotony and do something fun because Aquarius season is upon us! Here is what this week’s horoscope prediction brings for you.
1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Hello, you. It seems to me that the previous week was quite a task to get through. But, fear not, dear Aries because this week looks just a tad bit more positive. This week’s horoscope prediction tells me that there are some good things coming your way. Is it the new skincare, is it a bottle of wine, is it your mom returning from a long ass trip? Who knows? Let the surprise remain a surprise and plan the week flexibly. Because what I am pretty sure of is a lunch date with your BFFs, so get that cute outfit ready!
AAE Pro Tip: Lose that pink sweater, it is blocking all the good energy coming from the universe into your life.
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Looks like you have been marching ahead of all your office work, and that is great, Taurus! This gives you time to pay attention to your personal life and make the changes you have always wanted. Whether it is changing your room’s colour or your whole wardrobe, just go for it. And that is the energy you should be channeling, change what you don’t like. This is also an indication to change that sweatshirt you have been wearing for three days. Don’t make the cold weather an excuse to be a smelly cat. Change, and take a shower!
AAE Pro Tip: You should take some risks in life, so paint your whole room black if you haven’t already. It looks really classy.
3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
This week’s horoscope prediction tells me that you need to take a break from your usual routine. It is becoming too monotonous for your fun and frivolous character. Pick up the pace and bring about a change in your life. Plan something exciting for yourself and the people around you. And no, I don’t mean another Netflix party in bed. Pick your ass up and make some effort. Also, if you are thinking of spending some time with bae, a little online shopping binge would do you two a lot of good.
AAE Pro Tip: Try getting some aromatic candles, there could be a change in plans.
4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Not that it is very unlike you, but you have been feeling extremely social lately. And I can’t say it is a bad thing because it is good to finally see you getting out of the ‘I am an introvert’ phase. Because, honestly, no one was buying that and all your friends knew you just needed some attention. So, now that you are back in a good mood, why not make the most of it? You know everyone will love you for planning a scene, and oh all that attention!
AAE Pro Tip: Call up a Gemini friend, you two are the best pair to work out a party.
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Has getting out of bed been a task lately? I hear you, dear Leo, and I believe it is time to rest up a little. Switch work mode off and turn rest mode on. And get out all that whiskey because it is self-care time, and a little story on Instagram won’t hurt anybody. Also, you need to take a backseat and analyse where your love life is going. A little time away from your partner will give you some perspective and that is more than what you will be getting out of it. And if you miss them a lot more than your ego can handle, just tag them in some comments on cliche pictures. That is enough portrayal of love for them to pick up hints.
AAE Pro Tip: Getting a heart-shaped pizza delivered to their doorstep is also a great hint that won’t hurt anybody.
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Dear Virgo, this week’s horoscope prediction asks you to ground yourself and collect your thoughts. Being all over the place isn’t going to help you. So, bring out your best organisational behaviour because you have a big task at hand. You also need to address your relationship concerns. Is it casual, is it serious, or is it just another booty call? The other person might be falling in love while you are falling asleep during these arguments. Therefore, it is good to sit down with some coffee, a spiral notebook, and coloured pens to take this seriously. And yes, you can use stickers if that makes it more presentable, just don’t show it to anyone.
AAE Pro Tip: Use glitter pens, it will make you feel like a professional.
7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
I see that you have been unreasonably mean and rude this last week. What’s on your mind, dear Libra? If you have some bad blood with someone, it is good to call them up and talk it out. Because snapping at your siblings and throwing pillows in their face isn’t the mature way to deal with things. And if you are really in the mood to play this game till the other person comes to realisation, I suggest doing it correctly then. This means start commenting on their old Facebook pictures, leaving them on read, and giving them the silent treatment. That will surely get you their attention in no time.
AAE Pro Tip: I would suggest filtering your own profile or locking it before launching the spam attack on others.
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Looks like someone has been globe-trotting around and that sounds super fun. A vacation is exactly what you needed, dear Scorpio, and it is totally well deserved. Post as many selfies as you want because the world could use a little bit of wanderlust through your social media. Also, while you are out vacationing, don’t forget to check in with your boss because there might be something brewing at work. And you should always be ahead of the game even while sipping gin and tonic on a beach. Have a great week, and don’t forget to bring some cool gifts for your besties!
AAE Pro Tip: Add a little vodka, rum, and tequila to your gin and make the best LIIT to double the fun!
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
How’s the Aquarius season treating you? The week ahead promises some fun times for you. But that does not mean you act irrationally and not think of the consequences. You know very well how risky that is, ending up in a position you could have easily avoided. So, keep a clear head this week and don’t mess around with any ex, almost ex, crush, or random DMs. Steer clear of any such traps and you will have a decent week without dealing with a mess. Grab some beers and play ping pong because you need to have some fun. Cautious fun.
AAE Pro Tip: You know the only thing better than ping pong, right? Yes, get some extra beer and make it a beer pong session!
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
How have you been, you stressed out little human? No matter how the past week has been, this week’s horoscope predictions look pretty good, even for you. So, stop stressing a little because all those breakouts are kinda happening because of the extra stress. Also, water. Chug it down like wine, you thirsty bitch. Because slapping on skincare products won’t do much if you are already dead on the inside. Make changes in your schedule, eating habits, and work out a little. The rest is all good, cheers!
AAE Pro Tip: Get yourself a cute new water bottle to help you stay motivated and hydrated.
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Happy Aquarius season to you, bb! It is finally that time of the year where you can be really careless and do weird shit that you like without getting into trouble. Birthday season gives everyone a free pass to be unreasonable, so you have an excuse for a while to get away with some shit, woohoo! Have fun, get drunk, eat pizza to your heart’s content, and spend on those expensive clothes in your cart because it is your birthday! But remember not to be sloppy drunk, crying in the middle of the night, and calling your ex. Those things are still inexcusable, birthday or no birthday.
AAE Pro Tip: Post a countdown for your birthday. This way, all your relatives will remember and you will get your sagan on time via GPay.
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
This week’s horoscope prediction tells me there is an upcoming party on your calendar. But it looks like it is a party for one because you need to take a chill pill, dear Pisces. You have been putting your best foot forward since the start of 2021, but even the hardest working people need a little time off. And that is exactly what you should plan to do this week. Take some time out of your tight schedule, relax a little, read a book, order some dumplings, or take a long hot shower. It is unwinding time with some Netflix, good food, cute pajamas, and cosy blankets.
AAE Pro Tip: Order a bunch of cute pajamas online, there is a huge sale on Myntra!
Have a lovely week, y’all!