It is time to put your best foot forward. Whether it’s work or relationships, Virgo season brings in a lot of clarity and communication. So, get your A-game on and see what your horoscope of this week says.

1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Stop being scared of little things. It’s about time something big and good happens for you. Don’t block your blessings, but block those who are not a blessing in your life. Pull yourself out of all the dilemmas and embrace Virgo season with open arms. Don’t start posing like SRK though. Also, keep checking on your colleagues as that will earn you brownie points… or maybe even brownies.

AAE Pro Tip: An opportunity will fall out of the sky this week. Might also be a stone someone threw. Wear a hard hat. 

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2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) 

You may feel like sneaking out and catching up with your friends, and I think you should. Because I don’t think your family can take anymore of your constant whining. And by the way, what’s going on in your love life? I don’t mean to be a spoilsport, but you may wanna pull up your socks if you want some love, boo. Your horoscope of this week says it is all about give and take and, from what I see, you have been quite selfish.

AAE Pro Tip: You’re unable to connect with people because your WiFi sucks. Get it fixed.

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3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

I see some revenge and plotting happening. Did someone pass on an embarrassing drunk story about you? Hmm, quite a pickle. But calm down, don’t get ready for war because that is not your strongest suit. But what you are perfect at is being sweet and snarky at the same time. So, get your best fake smile on, because there are some friends on their way to give you an explanation.

AAE Pro Tip: There’s a better day coming for you, could be Wednesday or even Friday.

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4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You know, yelling at people and blaming it on a lack of caffeine is not a good look. Don’t let work drive you insane because I know the social butterfly in you has been dying to get out of its cage. Free it and let go of things this week because Virgo season brings you peace and a lot of cupcakes. Also, you might want to catch up with your Taurus friend if you want them to stop liking your Facebook posts from 2007.

AAE Pro Tip:  You’re going to mess up really badly at work this week. But don’t worry, your boss will laugh it off. 

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5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Been brewing the pot of your emotions? It’s okay to feel vulnerable at times, even if it goes against your Leo reputation. Take it slow and plan things. Do one thing at a time and don’t try to be an overachiever. You could start by making peace with people and they might take you out for dinner, which means I see a good probability of some cheesecake and a light-hearted evening. Don’t let your tough Leo demeanour get the best of you. Roar and shine, darling!

AAE Pro Tip: This is the week to try skateboarding, you’re going to be so good at it! 

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6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo season has got you all glowing and chirpy. It’s a good time to let go of your grudges and have a one-on-one. Don’t waste your birthday season sulking in the corner because that’s no fun. Use your potential and creativity, and demand expensive gifts from your loved ones. Pampering yourself is what birthday season is for. And you should try some experimental cooking, if you feel like it. No one would be able to say no to you right now, so use that opportunity and improve your cooking skills.

AAE Pro Tip: All About Eve has been posting about some fun places to shop at this week. Tag friends and family, and say “Buy this for me” on all of them. 

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7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your horoscope of this week says it is all about getting things done. Enough with lazing around. If you want results, you have to work your ass off. Don’t take any bullshit from anyone because you are the boss this week. Stop munching on stale Lays, and get yourself together because this week will help you regain control. But maybe not so much in your love life because that requires texting back, and you certainly suck at it.

AAE Pro Tip: Please, for the love of god, throw out that yellow top. Why won’t anyone listen to us? 

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8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

If there is someone who is feeling themselves other than Virgo this week, it’s you, dear Scorpio. So blow dry your hair and get ready… to go to bed. Or maybe a date? With all the sparks between you and bae, you will have an amazing time this week. But you might want to save some energy and confront a friend who has been MIA all this time. So, grab a drink because alcohol is definitely going to help you sail smoothly through this one.

AAE Pro Tip: Your Leo friend is going to fall on their face this week. Make sure you’re around to see it, video it, and post it. 

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9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It’s all about embracing change and going with the flow. Stop being cranky if you don’t get pancakes for breakfast, just eat your cereal. And another thing that you need to focus on, according to the horoscope of this week, is clear communication. From what I can see, all that explanation may go to waste, so make sure you don’t hit the mute button. Let go of things that you no longer need in life (throw away that denim lingerie) and you might feel lighter.

AAE Pro Tip: Your Leo friend will ask you for help with something, and this will result in you falling and hurting your head. Beware.

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10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Been losing sleep over something? You really need to stop overthinking and live a little. Give your ambitious and career-driven ass a break and enjoy a movie. Not Parent Trap! You have seen that far too many times. Try something new and indulge in things that make you happy. Maybe cooking? But don’t become all Masterchef, let your sibling make a mess, and you will end up having fun. Share your thoughts and ideas with someone. No, they won’t steal them, they will help you grow.

AAE Pro Tip: Does life feel tough? Drink more coffee.

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11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

It’s not new for you to have erratic patterns and schedules, but don’t think it’s healthy. Staying up for three days straight on caffeine is not something to be proud of. So, fix your schedule as things are about to change for you. This week is all about getting to know what you desire and working on getting it. Not your ex though, because that ship has sailed. Let this energy be the changing point and guide you through obstacles.

AAE Pro Tip:  Read Midnight Sun. You’ll be magically transported to a time when life was simpler and the only concern was whether to be Team Edward or Team Jacob. 

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12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

I can understand that watching a series in one go can be quite exhausting. Take some time off and relax, dear Pisces. But also remember to utilise this time to understand what path you want to move on. Sending mixed signals to your partner is going to get you in trouble, and no amount of baked goods will help you. So, per the horoscope of this week, you need to relax and use your time in understanding your needs and wants.

AAE Pro Tip: Watch Churails and unleash your inner churail. Have you read our review of the show yet? 

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Have a great week!