Libra season is shining on you, lovelies! Make the most of everything and have some fun in the next few days. Here is your horoscope for the week.
1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Hi there, sweetie! I’m back for your weekly validation because you’re messing things up as usual. But be careful Aries, because you don’t wanna go too far with things. You realllllly need to stop putting yourself in stupid situations and then crying and having a pity party for yourself. You also need to stop ramming your horns into that toxic person who just won’t reply to you. And trust me, sending brownies as an apology might be great but doing it over and over again is a little too fucked up even for you! So, keep the brownies and move on already.
AAE Pro Tip: Get some Nirula’s fudge for the brownies. Eat them yourself.
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
I love how all that newfound confidence looks on you, dear Taurus. You have really been getting back on your feet. Finally, someone is listening to me! The horoscope for the week says you are in for a lot of surprises and some fun times. So, put on your best shirt because I’m sensing a date night. Or at least a get-together with your ride-or-dies. Either way, kick back and let yourself enjoy a little. And maybe avoid getting too drunk and picking on your friends, that’s an important social tip for you.
AAE Pro Tip: Get drunk and watch Bigg Boss. More enjoyable that way.
3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You really have been on your best behaviour, and I’m so impressed! Your friends are back to falling in love with you because I know you have some hot tea to spill. You have such ways around people that sometimes I wonder how you don’t have your own personal reality show. And umm, that wasn’t a suggestion, so don’t take it as one, okay? Also, you need to sit and pen down your plans. Going with the flow is one thing and being lost is another, so plan and organise your ideas.
AAE Pro Tip: Get a 2021 planner, something tells us you’ll be doing a lot of writing in it. In fact, buy two.
4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Hi, bebe. Your horoscope for the week says you have been finding it tough to express yourself emotionally. But out of all the sunsigns, you are best at it. So, it is time that you confront and use the opportunities this week to be open and more expressive with people. Don’t shut yourself out because that will do you no good. But what will do you good is having a friend over. Cook, dance, bitch, cry, or just vent because you need to get back in your element. And once that is done, get on some dating apps, because you could really use some attention.
AAE Pro Tip: Call your Taurus friend over, they’ve got alcohol and a fun show to watch.
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You probably think that saving the world is your job and that you can take up everything at once and get it all done. But what I think is that you need to sit down and breathe. You may be really inspired and motivated at the moment, but that doesn’t mean you have to overwork and exhaust yourself. Taking a break and organising your thoughts can help you put your best efforts into one task at a time. So, put down your cape (after you have taken a dozen pictures for the ‘gram) and chill out!
AAE Pro Tip: You know what’ll help? Getting a planner to organise your thoughts. Your Gemini friend will have an extra one.
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
A little birdie tells me things have been quite intense in the bedroom. About time, dear Virgo! Let your partner sweep you off of your feet this week with all that romance. Keep the cleaning and working aside, and put on some music because you are going to be totally in the mood this week. And if you feel like going old school, even better! Get some candles, put on a nice movie, get some wine, and make a meal for two. Or wait, scratch the cooking part. Just order in instead, and you are good to go!
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t order pizza, we’re sensing the cheese won’t go down well, if you know what we mean.
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7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
The horoscope for the week says you have been in a good mood, and that’s all thanks to your partner and those expensive pre-birthday gifts! As Libra season brings in festivities and celebrations, make the most of it and switch off that laptop. Get down and dirty, and order that outfit you have been eyeing for so long. Because let’s be honest, spending a fortune on your birthday is expected and completely harmless. Get those killer shoes too, they’ll look so good with your new outfit.
AAE Pro Tip: Stay away from your Taurus friend, they’re going to be drunk and will spill something on the new dress.
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
This week is all about being there for others, Scorpio. Whether it is a shoulder to cry on or getting a tub of ice cream for someone, look out for your friends. It may not be your strong suit but being emotionally available will earn you points from your best friend. Also, getting some sappy movies for a sleepover will give you bonus points. So, don’t ditch your friend and have some fun chilling in your cute PJs together.
AAE Pro Tip: Yeah, Sagittarius will need you this week, and it’s going to be rough. Fortify yourself.
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Okay, I don’t know how to sugarcoat it, but quit being a prick already, okay? Like time out! You have been acting up a lot lately, and sending mixed signals is not going to get you anywhere. Stop acting at your own convenience because that’s not how the world works. And get your head out of your ass because the world definitely doesn’t revolve around you. Now don’t go and post some stupid quote on your Instagram to show people you are sad. Buck up and start showing up!
AAE Pro Tip: Text your Scorpio friend, they’re waiting to hear from you.
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
I see you have been chilling out quite a bit and honestly, you deserve it! Being a workaholic is good but making your laptop your bae isn’t really the most exciting relationship. So, stop taking it to bed with you. Use the opportunities that come to you this week. RSVP to all those party invites! Stop being grumpy and sitting in your bed with whiskey while whining about life. Get out, take that whiskey along, and enjoy an evening with your pals. You got this!
AAE Pro Tip: Take the laptop to bed, but maybe watch something a little naughtier than spreadsheets from work.
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You might not be able to decide what you want to do right now, but it is good to see you hustling. Spending time out of your phone and bed is really working out well for you, dear Aquarius. Your horoscope for the week says it is all about finding your balance between watching re-runs and doing Google research. Also, make yourself a batch of chocolate chip cookies as a reward for actually trying to un-fuck your life. So proud of you, bebe!
AAE Pro Tip: We’re happy for you, but this week will be very meh. Getting back in bed is probably better.
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Your horoscope for the week tells me someone has been having better days. And this week promises a nice, light mood. Stop burying your head inside imaginary problems and being worried sick. It’s really all in your head, so stop zoning out. This week, you need to focus your energy on people that make you happy and cut off the toxic buddies. Sharing your thoughts and ideas can be really helpful and make you feel lighter. Also, another thing that will make you feel lighter is games night. So, send out invites for a Zoom party and put your host face on.
AAE Pro Tip: Focus your energies on Bigg Boss contestant Rahul Vaidya. Remember him from Indian Idol? He needs your #goodvibes.
Have a lovely week ahead!
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