If you snooze, you don’t lose, you get an extra 15 minutes of sleep. So take a break, get some hot chocolate, start a new show, and take it slow this week. Here’s your horoscope for November 8-14.
1. Aries (March 21–April 19)
The horoscope for November 8-14 brings in a new confidence, self-love, and a don’t-fuck-with-me attitude for you. You’ve been dealing with endless drama from people, but this week, you’ll just snip snap, and move on. The week ahead is going to bring crazy opportunities, so grab them with both hands and don’t let go. It’s time to concentrate on yourself and your growth. There are some important events coming up, starting from this week. Start the preps, Aries, and be ready to rock and roll!
AAE Pro Tip: This week might make you richer, remember to take every single penny back from the sabziwala.
2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)
Dear Taurus, now that the festivities are over, reality is waiting patiently, ready to welcome you back. Don’t run away because you need to greet it. A little introspection and improvement are on the cards this week for you. So, sit down and see whether your future self will be happy about where you are right now. If not, I guess we need to make some changes in our approach, habits, routines, and get back on track. Don’t let the criticism from your friends turn into the changes you make, let this be your own decision. You’ve got it, honey. Just be honest with yourself.
AAE Pro Tip: Speaking of changes, you might need to start with your Instagram bio to attract better prospects.
3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)
Dear Gemini, you’ll be at a crossroads this week, and it is okay if you don’t have all the answers. Be patient and wear your glasses because it is time to take a closer look at everything. If people look suspicious, don’t hesitate before asking them questions. Your bae might be up to something fishy and you should do everything that you can to find out what it is. Wear your black coat, get out your detective hat, and hide in the washroom with their phone to see what’s up. I say be sneaky and be calm if you want to get the answers that you have been looking for. Have faith in your stalker skills.
AAE Pro Tip: Practise some seductive moves in case you are caught red-handed to quickly turn the situation around.
4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)
Have you been juggling between your love interests? Well, I say it is a risky game and you should really pick one person instead of going back and forth. Listen to your best friend because your heart is stupid and won’t help. Or maybe listen to the horoscope for November 8-14, leave everything behind for a bit and plan a vacation. You could really use some time away from your mundane routine and that might give you an interesting perspective. All the extra hours of work are getting to you, so I say shut your laptop and give yourself a much-needed vacation, a long nap, some hard liquor, or all of the above.
AAE Pro Tip: Your mom’s going to be in a mood this week, avoid dancing around her precious crockery collection.
5. Leo (July 23–August 22)
Are you feeling a little overwhelmed and emotionally drained, Leo? I don’t blame you because Scorpio season can be a little too much for you. But sitting in your bed and hiding under your blanket won’t help. What will help is reconnecting with old hobbies or finding some new ones that keep you busy. Get grooving, mighty lion, because letting old people and habits resurface is going to uplift your spirits instantly. Have a heart-to-heart with your close ones and let go of the weight on your chest.
AAE Pro Tip: A little surprise might be incoming this week. Stop being sulky and put a smile on that beautiful face.
6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)
The horoscope for November 8-14 asks you to open up your feelings and find a way to express them. I would refrain from smashing glass vases on the floor to vent and suggest taking up your problems with the respective people. You’re feeling restless and that is okay as long as you don’t go spiralling down and get into excessive cleaning, muttering to yourself, and having five cups of coffee in the morning. Stay calm, Virgo, this too shall pass. You are better with words, so use them as your weapon this week.
AAE Pro Tip: People around you aren’t mind readers, stick to speaking out loud if you want to get heard.
7. Libra (September 23–October 22)
Looks like the festivities are still bright and happening in the Libra HQ! Well, the horoscope for November 8-14 asks you to step out of the hangover and kickstart the week with some enthusiasm. It’s going to be an interesting one, so sit up straight and hear me out. The week ahead asks you to give yourself some quality time away from everyone and understand what you personally value, your ideas, and your beliefs. This will allow you to see clearly where you are headed and what changes you need to make in your schedule.
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t keep nodding along with what people say, share your opinion, and don’t worry about rejection.
8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
Dear Scorpio, you are usually a great friend but even you can slip up sometimes. And it looks like you’ve completely forgotten your best friend since your bae has been paying attention to you. I suggest you make amends before it is too late and get things evened out between you two. Birthday season is going to make life easier, so use it to make things even if it is not the best solution. Also, the universe is eavesdropping on you this week. Don’t forget to list your birthday gifts out loud!
AAE Pro Tip: Your dad is also eavesdropping on you FYI. Try having less fun with bae over the phone if you know what I mean.
9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are in for a rude shock this week, Sagittarius. The world is still not revolving around you, my darling, and if you don’t step down from cloud nine, you might fall. Get out of your bubble and see what’s happening around you. If you think your relationships are automatically going to fix themselves, it ain’t happening, honey. If you want to save your sinking ship, show up and communicate. That’s the only way you’ll be able to get through rough waters, and oh, a little wine is also helpful.
AAE Pro Tip: Filling the cough syrup bottle with wine and bringing it to work isn’t the best way to go unnoticed.
10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
Dear Cap, this week is all about maintaining your focus and staying on track. You’ll be faced with opportunities, challenges, and tasks, so only pick as much as you can do. Keep your overachiever attitude in the desk drawer ‘coz you have a lot on your plate already. Get into multi-tasking mode, this week demands a constant hands-on attitude. Whether it is work or your personal life, you’ll have a lot to look forward to and some big responsibilities to fulfil. So, show up like you’ve got it and let things fall in place.
AAE Pro Tip: Stop in between to catch your breath, sip some delicious coffee, and bitch about your boss with your fav colleague.
11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
I’m loving how composed and calm you are this week. Your energy is simply worth appreciating. It looks like you are getting your shit together and working in silence till you succeed. That’s good for you, Aquarius, because you have some amazing things and great times lined up. Just have faith in yourself and don’t go off track with stupid party scenes. Focus on what you are doing and push yourself to get the results you want, everything else can wait for a while.
AAE Pro Tip: A little golgappa and chaat break with mom is always a great idea, take a stroll mid-week and get some air.
12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)
You’ve got some serious confrontation on the cards, Pisces, so take a few deep breaths before you decide to jump into a heated conversation. This has been long overdue now, so don’t cut it in between and get down to business. Listen, process, and then respond. Don’t keep shouting and making no sense. If you actually want to resolve things, you’ll have to bear with a little stupidity and use your common sense. Hold your ground and save the waterworks for later, babe.
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t take sides, speak up on your own, and get through the mess.
Have a lovely week ahead!