It’s the Taurus season, and if you feel a safe, comforting, and reliable bond with someone, you hold on to it. There is no better time to manifest and build a true and healthy relationship than now. Here’s your horoscope for May 8-14.

1. Aries (March 21–April 19)

Dear Aries, I hate to break it to you, but you’ve been playing too safe for too long now. You need to get out of your comfort zone and take matters a little more seriously. This is a great week to implement change as we are going to be out of Mercury retrograde soon. And the one thing that it is trying to tell you is that you are in charge of your game, quit playing on the sidelines.

AAE Pro Tip: Don’t wait for people to make a move. If you’re interested, why don’t you initiate?

2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)

You really need to put some healthy distance between you and that laptop of yours, Taurus. Let the birthday season help you prioritise your health, needs, and wants, both emotionally and physically. It seems like a good week to get a little intimate time with your bae and enjoy some birthday sex, boo! So, throw in an excuse and get yourself out of work.

AAE Pro Tip: Ditch the Excel sheets and get freaky between some real sheets.

3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)

The horoscope for May 8-14 suggests some deep cleaning and digging up dirt on people who have been causing trouble. This could be anyone–your bae, your mom, or even your own sibling, so you better get yourself some leverage while you can. After all, if hell breaks loose, you don’t want to be in a compromising situation. So, open your Facebook and scroll down as much as you can to get their oldest, ugliest pictures.

AAE Pro Tip: Before you scroll anyone else’s social media, make sure you have cleaned yours, to be safe.

4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)

Someone is all worked up and could use some extra time napping or simply chilling by themselves. We all have our demons to slay, but you can’t go to war with everyone in one day and expect to be done. For this week, the demon you need to slay is your boss ’cause they’ve been a total pain in the ass. So, either sweet talk the hell out of them or be firm and put your foot down ’cause you need to lessen your workload.

AAE Pro Tip: When your boss calls, show up with a steaming hot, strong, and expired cup of coffee for them.

5. Leo (July 23–August 22)

It seems to me that you have had quite a taxing time last week. But the horoscope for May 8-14 brings changes to your daily routine. There are new possibilities that you might want to look at before deciding to pursue a particular goal. And if you’re in luck, you might score a new work deal that could be really beneficial for you at the moment. Also, that’s not the only thing you’ll be scoring this week, there’s some quality time coming up with boo too!

.AAE Pro Tip: It’s a good time to simplify your life and throw out the complications. Yes, I mean your ex.

6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)

Looks like you are in the mood to cause some chaos. But I must warn you, Virgo, that there will be consequences to your actions. So, before you decide to mess with your sibling just because you’re bored, remember the dark and dirty secrets you’ve told them. You don’t want things to backfire, so rethink your plan of action and then make a move. In case you still wanna mess around, leave no cookie crumbs behind you.

.AAE Pro Tip: It’s a good week to avoid wearing your flip-flops to work meetings and thinking you look cool.

7. Libra (September 23–October 22)

The horoscope for May 8-14 is asking you to sit up and stop turning a blind eye to all the signs the universe is showing you. Things around you are constantly changing, but that doesn’t mean you have to constantly flip the switch. You need to have a better plan to deal with changes because being fickle-minded and impulsive aren’t your best traits, Libra. So, put your brains to work and come up with something solid that can withstand change.

.AAE Pro Tip: You need something to soothe you, maybe a cake or that bottle of wine that you’ve been saving.

8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

Is it just me or are you going to be entering your rebellious phase in 3,2,1? Well, that ain’t a pretty side, but I’m always a supporter, so you do you. Whatever it is or whoever it is that is testing your patience deserves a piece of your mind, so don’t be shy and give it to them nice and loud. Now, once you are done with that, ignore the hell out of everything so you don’t have to deal with the consequences, at least for a while.

.AAE Pro Tip: Constructive criticism helps you do better, so sit through it. And don’t you dare roll your eyes.

9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)

I spy with my little eye that your love life has been an absolute roller coaster and not the nice kind of adventurous. But things are about to change after this week and hopefully for the better. So, you can stop banging your head against the wall and stop torturing your three little brain cells. Just sit pretty and attract good vibes and peace.

AAE Pro Tip: Stop chasing and start manifesting. Because if that also fails, we gotta try black magic, bb.

10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)

Dearest Capricorn, you’ve gotta stop pushing yourself to the edge because it is kinda hard to come back from the extreme end. And you’re getting a little too comfortable pushing yourself, which is kinda scary. Break the loop and try some things in a different manner. Got extra work? Don’t procrastinate and finish it asap. Going broke? Find a sugar parent. Just work smart, not hard.

AAE Pro Tip: Start creating backups of backups, you’ll be needing them soon.

11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is someone falling into an unhealthy, lazy, and self-destructive pattern? Well, you gotta bounce back from the bottom because setting up camp there hasn’t worked well for anybody. So, it is okay to feel what you are feeling but you don’t have to go through it all alone. Find someone to share some beers and your deepest feelings with, and trust me, you’ll feel a lot better.

AAE Pro Tip: You can swap beer for tequila shots to make things more fun and impactful.

12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)

I know you are an expert at multi-tasking and handling everything on your own, Pisces. But does that mean you always have to be a one-person army? Well, the horoscope for May 8-14 encourages you to be a team player and ask for help when needed. No one will mess with your aesthetic if you explain it to them and that will also take some of the burden off your shoulders.

AAE Pro Tip: You can thank people for their help by baking some “happy” brownies and taking their stress off.

Hope you have a week full of green flags and good coffee!