Hi, all you lovely people! Taurus season is bringing some big changes in your love and work life, so be ready to embrace it all. Here’s your horoscope for May 10-16.
1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Dear Aries, on some days, you need to play on the front, but on some days, you just need to take a back seat and see things unfold. And the horoscope for May 10-16 asks you to take the back seat and observe. Let ideas and opportunities present themselves to you. Don’t jump on the first idea that comes in front of you because you need to be patient and make wise decisions. But don’t let all that pressure stress you out, so go get an iced tea, put on some sunglasses, and watch the drama from a distance this week.
AAE Pro Tip: While you sip the tea, don’t forget to spill the tea.
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Enough of getting your ass beaten at work, Taurus. Let the birthday season help you prioritise your health, needs, and wants, both emotionally and physically. There is nothing wrong with wanting a little intimate time with your bae because you and your laptop clearly lack that chemistry. This week, ghost your laptop, not your partner, and get down to some birthday sex! Because, let me be honest, what’s better than a quarantine birthday spent in bed doing all the right things?
AAE Pro Tip: Stop being tied up at work and try some tying up in bed for a little birthday pampering.
3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You have always been the best at hustling and putting your best foot forward, Gem. And that is what makes the right people notice you. So, the horoscope for May 10-16 asks you to buck up and play your cards because it is going to work in your favour. Things might look a little grim for now, but Taurus season is about to bring in some major changes for you. Buckle up because it is going to be worth your time. Also, these changes won’t limit themselves to just the work front, your romantic life is going to look steamy too!
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t worry too much about things, you are a natural go-getter. Full steam ahead!
4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, dear Cancer, but your boss is going to be a pain in the ass this week. But that doesn’t mean you have to spend every breathing moment staring at your mailbox. You need to carve out some time for yourself and give yourself a little break in between. Think about your long-term goals and see if your efforts are leading you that way. This week, you’ve got to do some brainstorming because you will be feeling creative. Keep going, honey. Face your fears and smash them in the face.
AAE Pro Tip: Let’s keep the smashing bit to your fears and not household items.
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Looks like someone has had their hands full all of last week. Don’t worry, Leo. Being able to sail through work and life has always been your expertise and you know you won’t drown. But, in case you are looking for something to keep you adrift, maybe it is time to work things out with your boo. I know it can get quite intense and things don’t always go as planned, but it is worth taking the risk. As long as you can keep your ego aside and your partner can stop being immature, the week is going to be lovely for you!
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t let your partner bully you in the name of getting things back on. It’s time to play hard to get!
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
It seems to me that you have had quite a painful last week. But the horoscope for May 10-16 looks like it is beaming with new possibilities. You might be scoring a new work deal or maybe a bottle of old whiskey stacked in the back of your storeroom. But dear Virgo, I must warn you that you need to put your health first this week. You have been wearing yourself out and you could use a little break. Get that book you have been meaning to read for a while and some whiskey to get through this week peacefully.
AAE Pro Tip: Sharing is caring and a certain Aries is sharing some super hot tea this week. Make sure you get all the goss!
7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Dear Libra, this week is going to be crazy busy, so be ready for it. Your phone will be ringing off the hook and you will be needed to make several important decisions. Don’t be fazed because it is time to play your favourite game–Who’s The Boss. The horoscope for May 10-16 asks you to take a deep breath and keep a clear head. Whatever opportunities come your way this week are all worth saying yes to, so keep nodding and bagging some great deals!
AAE Pro Tip: The only way to stay sane through a crazy week is sneaking some margarita breaks in between.
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Looks like all the staying home and being a good human has got the universe pleased. Therefore, the horoscope for May 10-16 predicts romance, intimacy, and a great time with your partner after ages. And as long as you are staying safe and minding your own business, you are good to go. This week, take out some time and get on a call with your BFF because you need to catch up with them. Who knows what dirty, juicy gossip they might have on your ex to share?
AAE Pro Tip: If you are single, be prepared for a visit from Cupid in the form of a right swipe!
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Staying home has been kind of rewarding for you, hasn’t it? Your pet finally gives you attention, and your mother has started noticing your efforts (I told you chopping vegetables will make you the star). But there is something that is still missing and I believe that is appreciation and acknowledgement at work. Well, the horoscope for this week is going to give you a chance to be the employee of the month only if you attend all meetings, don’t nap during work hours, and don’t give your colleagues stupid nicknames without muting yourself. Good luck!
AAE Pro Tip: No matter what happens this week, just keep your work calls on mute and replace those cans of beers on your work desk with some water.
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Dear Capricorn, it’s not like you to fall into an unhealthy and lazy pattern. So, this week, you need to put your health and wellness first and start a healthy routine. And by that, I don’t expect you to start working out immediately (though that would be a good start). But you need to set a schedule for yourself that allows you to spend some quality time indulging in meditation and exercise. It’s not that bad, so stop making excuses and just think of it as another challenge that you need to overcome.
AAE Pro Tip: Challenges come bearing rewards, so go ahead and get that creamy Nutella cheesecake for yourself.
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
If you can imagine bigger things, you can definitely work to achieve them, dearest Aquarius. But you don’t need to rush headfirst into things. You need to take some time to make a plan for yourself before you act on it. And that, my friend, is the actual challenge. But don’t let that scare you because you have a brain full of ideas, you just need to filter out the ones that are worth it. Don’t sign on any papers or get into any deals this week till you are absolutely sure that it is something you want to do.
AAE Pro Tip: Something that I’m absolutely sure of is that you need to download a dating app to get a purpose in life.
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Communication is the key this week, Pisces. And it is time to vent all your feelings to someone you trust. You have been holding it in for too long and it has started to affect you now. Because how else do you explain screaming at the walls and putting extra salt in the dessert? You are clearly very distracted and need to rant. Get on a call with your close pals and let it all out. You will feel a lot better, so don’t think twice about it. Also, your workload will come down this week, all thanks to your mom taking the kitchen duties back from you.
AAE Pro Tip: A little fake illness to get a day off from work isn’t a crime, so hit ‘send’ on the mail already.
You’ve got it, fellas!