Hi, my lovelies, it’s time for a glow-up and crazy social scenes, all thanks to Leo season! Here’s your horoscope for July 26-August 1.
1. Aries (March 21–April 19)
Dear Aries, you are always so composed and practical about how things work in your life. But, you’ll experience a wave of recklessness hitting you from all sides this week. Yes, the Leo season is to blame for all the incoming drama, but maybe it’s good for you. You could really use some spontaneity, do stupid things, or maybe even ask someone out on a date. And it might sound scary, but you know it could be fun. What’s the worst that could happen?
AAE Pro Tip: ‘What’s the worst that could happen’ is a rhetorical question, please don’t go into your overthinking zone looking for actual answers.
2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)
Looks like you’ve decided to live your best life, inside your home. Well, do whatever floats your boat, Taurus. But while you are spending most of your time indoors by yourself, this week asks you to amp things up a little. You could start by changing your bedsheets, de-cluttering your work desk, and redecorating a little. This will help you create a cosy but clean space to chill and will save your ass from your mom too. You know she can spot the mess even through video calls, right? Just saying!
AAE Pro Tip: If you want to be treated seriously at work, stop attending work calls in pyjamas and bed hair.
3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)
The horoscope for July 26-August 1 puts you in the spotlight, so have some fun and make your moves, Gem! The Leo season is making you carefree and chatty, so let all those social scenes roll. Let your hair down, flirt, and sip some sangria because you deserve a break! Everyone is looking to you for a good time, show them how it’s done. And since you are in your comfort zone, you might as well vent your feelings and shake them off.
AAE Pro Tip: You need to focus on removing people with red flags from your life instead of dating them.
4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)
I know you are someone who runs away from drama and prefer your boring, mundane routine. But Leo season is stirring up some drama, and like it or not, you might be dragged into some of it. Now, either you can deal with it elegantly or actually step up and help find a solution. And since you are good with advice and logical thinking, it shouldn’t be hard for you. Step up to a challenge because I’m afraid this isn’t the only one coming up. And talking about being practical and smart, why does it all disappear into thin air when it comes to your love life?
AAE Pro Tip: You really need to up your flirting game ’cause snide comments and late replies aren’t considered flirting yet.
5. Leo (July 23–August 22)
Doesn’t birthday season feel like bliss, dear Leo? Because everything automatically seems more exciting, fun, and thrilling. Well, the horoscope for July 26-August 1 tells me it is all coming, so cheer up! Now is the time to make big decisions, go with the flow, and just keep your head in the game. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun on the side because what else is birthday season for? Gather your gang and get some beer because it is a month-long celebration for you!
AAE Pro Tip: A little outing might get you to run into a new bae, so make sure you brush up on your humour skills.
6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)
Dear Virgo, the horoscope for this week asks you to slow down before you burn out. Overworking and shutting out everyone is not how you deal with stress. You need to focus on yourself before lending a helping hand because you might be the one drowning right now. Take a break, set work boundaries, and stop beating yourself up all the time. People can live a week without you feeding them with a silver spoon, so zip it and get some rest.
AAE Pro Tip: You can’t keep everyone happy, you aren’t butter chicken. Stop draining yourself.
7. Libra (September 23–October 22)
Looks like someone woke up on the right side of the bed. You will be feeling energetic, hot, and creative this week, so don’t let anything or anyone dull your sparkle. It’s the perfect time to add some new people to your work and friends circle. Throw those PJs back in the dresser and dress to impress, Libra! Make new connections, mingle, and get out of your home, because your social life is getting a glow-up!
AAE Pro Tip: Soulmates are not always romantic partners, sometimes chhole bhature is the answer.
8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
The horoscope for July 26-August 1 asks you to put your best foot forward because you are being watched closely. Your boss is eyeing your work, but don’t let that shake your confidence. You are naturally good at what you do, so keep playing on the front foot and don’t overthink it. This week is all about impressing people around you and that puts you in the spotlight. Don’t hesitate, take the leap, and let the results do the talking. You’ve got it, honey!
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t leave out any fresh, good, and exciting ideas whether it is at work or in bed!
9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
Dear Sagittarius, all those mood swings are not helping you or the people around you. So, for god’s sake, drop that attitude before it gets you in trouble. You’ve been acting so irrational, irritated, and annoying that people around you are actually keeping their safe distance. Instead of snapping back at everyone, take a minute, breathe in slowly, and ask yourself what the fuck is your problem. Because acting sassy isn’t going to get you through the week, especially with your mom, so get your act straight.
AAE Pro Tip: Acknowledge your feelings before your mom decides to use chappals to get the job done.
10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
I’m loving this ‘fifty shades of no fucks to give’ attitude on you. Just because you love and care for people doesn’t mean they can take you for granted. Let this week be a reminder for all those people because you have better things to focus on. And by that, I don’t mean burying your head in work because that is not going to be helpful. So, find your balance this week if you don’t wanna go from sassy to sappy real quick.
AAE Pro Tip: Be vocal about your thoughts, just remember to not speak out any of the embarrassing ones out loud.
11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
Dear Aquarius, I see some steamy intimacy on the cards for you. Finally, some progress in your love life! Leo season is making you feel bold, witty, and adventurous, so have some fun. Your love life is going to be full of surprises and so is your work life. But don’t worry, it’s all going to be good because you have officially made it into your boss’ good books. Test the waters and get ready to dive in headfirst, because things are looking up for you!
AAE Pro Tip: Keep the knock-knock jokes out of the room if you don’t want to end up spoiling your date.
12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)
Dear Pisces, this week asks you to put on a sheet mask, drink during work calls, and avoid any and all stress. If your mental peace comes at the cost of blocking people, so be it. You don’t need people to tell you to wake up on time or not stay up till late doom scrolling through Instagram. Let the Leo season help you remove all the negativity and focus on only yourself and your growth. Fill that glass to the brim with some wine and put on some music because you only need your own company to get you through this week.
AAE Pro Tip: Sharing is caring, but if a friend asks to come over, put a BYOB sign at your door!
Have a great week, people!