The horoscope for January 17-23 asks you to hit the play button and get out of your slump. It’s time to revamp your schedule and get back on track.
1. Aries (March 21–April 19)
Looks like someone is in the mood to get out of their house and go live life! Well, well, calm down my darling, and put your mask on. I understand this sudden urge to do something about your life has got you in a twist, but you need to have a game plan first. And may I suggest starting from the bottom and working your way up? Let this week be an opportunity to get back to your old network and explore what’s new in the business. Get to know what’s happening around you and then take a call on what you want to do.
AAE Pro Tip: Old connections and relationships will resurface this week, make sure you are picking the right sorts and not falling again for the wrong ones.
2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)
You’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting for the right opportunity to knock on your door. But if there isn’t any good news yet, I suggest getting your ass up and not waiting. You aren’t going to miraculously get that appraisal, your room isn’t going to clean itself, and your school crush isn’t going to slide into your DMs. So, stop wasting your time sitting around and giving yourself false hopes in the name of ‘if it’s meant to be, it will be’. Sometimes, you’ve gotta waltz ahead of everyone and be spontaneous about your decisions, so go seize the day because you’ve got it!
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t let little failures stop you from seeing the bigger picture. If you can’t make dinner without burning it, just order in, babe!
3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)
The horoscope for January 17-23 wants you to know that this week might feel a little slow and hazy. But don’t sweat it and stop pushing yourself ’cause you might be close to your breaking point. Instead, take this time to focus on upcoming projects and start making your game plan. It’s going to be a stressful week ahead, but if you plan it all out, you’ll be able to make it through sanely. And your boo will be in the mood to help you around, so make the most of the opportunity and make sure the cooking and cleaning are looked after.
AAE Pro Tip: Whether it is your boss or your bae, skip the niceties and get straight down to business.
4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)
Patience is a virtue and you must practise it this week because it will be tested again and again. The horoscope for January 17-23 asks you to take deep breaths and stay calm even if your boss decides to fuck things up and throw the blame on you. Yeah, I know it sucks, but you don’t want to end up typing out an angry text to your bestie and sending it on the official work group by mistake. So, keep your cool and don’t let anyone or anything mess with your head. Also, it’s a good time to practise some distance with your bae ’cause they might be in the mood to throw some shade and god knows what you might throw in return.
AAE Pro Tip: Just stay away from anything tangible, delicate, and your mom’s favourite bone china crockery.
5. Leo (July 23–August 22)
Things may seem a little floopy and bleh right now, Leo, but it does get better, so hang in there. Not everything goes according to our plans, and sometimes, we have to change course in order to move ahead. Now, are you changing course or just sitting around cribbing about things? Because if you are serious about making your plans work, you gotta start working on your plan B. Something better awaits, Leo, so sail through the rough waters and you shall be able to see it.
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t entertain your ego and learn to take your setbacks well this week.
6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)
A crisis waits ahead for you this week, Virgo, so gather your guts and be prepared to play on the front. You are the best person to have in a crisis and people will be looking up to you. So, prepare a game plan and lead the way out of this. Delegate the work and don’t take it all on yourself ’cause your perfection isn’t what is required right now. What you need is all hands on deck and some good hours of sleep, and soon, this will all be behind you. Till then, hold tight and maybe slow down on that coffee.
AAE Pro Tip: If someone offers help, don’t give them your ‘I can do it by myself’ attitude.
7. Libra (September 23–October 22)
The horoscope for January 17-23 asks you to put a hold on any big ideas that you have been planning to bring into action. You may feel you are ready to step up but rewards are not in the sector yet and you might want to wait. Use this time to go back to your older plans that have been successful and learn what made them work. Whether it is an official thing or a personal thing, the week asks you to take a trip down memory lane to see what can be repurposed and has potential.
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t be surprised if an ex pops up in the scene this week and you hit it off. It’s in your cards, Libra.
8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
Things are looking seriously steamy for you this week, my darling Scorpio! Communication is going to be smooth, flirting is going to be on point, and a little time with bae is going to make all of your blues vanish. And while paying attention to your lover is important, being your own lover is equally important. So, don’t focus on giving all the love to your bae and save some for your own self too. Things are settling down for you but don’t be in a rush to take things forward. Take your sweet time enjoying yourself as things unfold.
AAE Pro Tip: Spending workdays binge-watching your fav series is a form of self-care, so don’t feel guilty and binge all you want.
9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
Going with the flow is a big theme for you this week and certainly the best way to avoid overthinking and panicking. You have a lot going on in your head, so I would suggest not to bottle it up and share it with a close one. Because if you don’t let it out, you will start feeling agitated and irritated and might end up getting in hot waters with people for no good reason. Focus on your physical and mental health and take one thing at a time if you don’t wanna feel extremely overwhelmed.
AAE Pro Tip: Texting an ex is a slippery slope, so don’t do it if you don’t wanna fall face first on the floor.
10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
The horoscope for January 17-23 asks you to sit down and go over things that matter to you. Evaluate what is an addition and what is just extra weight that you can do without. You are taking a lot of stress over things that shouldn’t even be bothering you. Journalising your thoughts is a great way to kickstart the week and filter out all the unnecessary junk. You’re stronger than you think, Capricorn, so don’t let anyone question your ideas and worth. Keep your head clear and you’ll be good to go.
AAE Pro Tip: Your close relationships can feel a little messed up right now, but give it some time and things will fall back in place.
11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
If you’re feeling a little risky, let’s keep it down and not act on it, okay? Sending a dirty DM, hitting up your ex, or suddenly putting in your resignation are all bad ideas. And even though they might sound life-changing, they are plain stupid. I would suggest staying indoors in your blanket and not causing any unnecessary drama that might get too messy to clean up later. Instead, practise boring things like meditation and deep breathing till birthday month kicks in because that’s always a great excuse to do stupid shit and get away with it.
AAE Pro Tip: Call a friend over and cook something delicious and edible together if you wanna blow off some steam.
12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)
No one likes being sick and stuck in bed, but somehow, you give me the vibe of someone who can fake it all to just never leave your bed. Well, well, time’s running and we might need to get back on track ’cause people are eventually gonna stop buying your crap, honey. So, roll out of the bed, put on a fresh pair of clothes, and get involved in what’s happening around you. Voice your opinions, make people listen to you, and get going on things that need to be done. Rest time is over, it’s time to tighten your night robe’s belt and head back to real life.
AAE Pro Tip: Take it slow this week if you don’t wanna fall sick for real ’cause that can suck.
Have a lovely week, people!