Life is all about minding your own business, keeping things lowkey, and being peaceful this week. Here is what the horoscope for February 22-28 brings for you.
1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Is the sun too bright? Is everything around you blooming? Yeah, you are not falling in love, it is just the weather changing. This week is all about grounding yourself and looking within. You have all that love, warmth, and kindness for people, but what’s left for you? It is time to stop that pleasing behaviour and use all the generosity for yourself. If you have to play the puppet master, at least learn when to pull back the strings and get people in line.
AAE Pro Tip: Start with your sibling, they could definitely use some schooling.
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Looks like you have been keeping your head in the game, Taurus. It is amazing to see that you have got your eyes on your goals. Let the Pisces season fuel you to do your best and push your boundaries. It is the perfect time to experiment with things and succeed. And that also applies to your love life, so take a few risks and forget about the results. You could use a little adrenaline rush anyway.
AAE Pro Tip: Adrenaline rush is good as long as you stay away from hitting up your ex.
3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Things have been constantly changing around you, but that is no reason to feel insecure. You need to take a break, sit down, and see what is worth your attention. Don’t let every piece of news be breaking news because some are just hoaxes. Worrying yourself to death isn’t going to help, so calm down and start embracing the change. Maybe it is time to go with the flow rather than acting like a stubborn, stuck-up human. Sip on that martini and chill the fuck out!
AAE Pro Tip: You need a little more than just one martini, so invite your friends and make it a bottomless cocktail party instead.
4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The horoscope for February 22 asks you to stop bottling up your feelings. If you are overwhelmed, it is better to rant than to eat your feelings. Because you know how it ends for you, so cancel the Zomato order and ring up a friend. You would feel a lot better if you just let your heart out to someone you trust. It is all about communicating and not giving everyone the cold shoulder. Suck it up and deal with things like an adult.
AAE Pro Tip: Make sure to fake cry a little on the call if you want some free brownie and ice cream, trust me.
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
The past week was quite an eye-opener for you, dear Leo. And in all honesty, you needed a reality check because you were totally living in your own bubble. You need to acknowledge the things happening around you. This whole eating pizza all day-skipping calls-muting mails lifestyle isn’t going to last long. So, pull out that Leo attitude because it is time to own up and show your face. Stop hiding under your bedsheets and put on a decent pair of clothes, because I sense that someone is coming over this week.
AAE Pro Tip: Spray a little room freshener and throw out the week-old garlic bread from under your bed.
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
I see you have finally turned into a social butterfly! Good for you, Virgo, you needed to get out of the house. Use this freedom in the best way you can because you never know when your dad might call. Go explore the city, meet your long-ignored friends, have some pizza, and get some beer. You needed a breather and this week promises an amazing time and good company. Let your hair down because it has been a while since you stepped out, Rapunzel!
AAE Pro Tip: Having fun is good, broadcasting every minute on Instagram is not. Remember that.
7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
I see you have been following my advice of not posting 10 memes a day on Instagram! It is refreshing to see something other than a meme on your profile because you are capable of so much more. Keep up the good work, dear Libra, your Insta fam is very happy and impressed. It is now time to divert all your hard work and focus on your job again because your boss might not be that impressed. And you really don’t want to be sending memes to your boss unless you want your life to turn into one.
AAE Pro Tip: This week, instead of memes, search for excuses. You will be needing them for the late submission of that presentation.
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
The horoscope for February 22 tells you to stop stressing out so much. And that pimple you got on your forehead? Yeah, that’s stress. And what is with eating out every single day of the week, because I don’t see you moving your ass at all. So, unless you want to put on some extra kilos, you better unfriend that double cheese pizza. It is time to switch to a healthier eating and sleeping schedule. Staying up till 4 is not going to get you in your boss’ good books, it is only going to get you dark circles. Rest up, you tired human!
AAE Pro Tip: You need to get those cute unicorn sleeping masks, they will help you get through the week.
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You have been battling everything coming at you quite nicely and not even boasting about it. I’m so proud of you, dear Sagittarius! You deserve a week off to chill and be around your homies because you earned it. Maybe that way, you can tell everyone about your success stories and earn some brownie points. Don’t forget to invite your crush though because it might just help to get a DM back from them. Let Pisces season play in your favour, you got this!
AAE Pro Tip: Call up a Gemini friend. They might be having a cocktail night, score an invite.
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
The horoscope for February 22 asks you to take a break and analyse what you want ahead. The universe is granting wishes, so be careful about what you wish for this week. You have been investing your time and effort in work, but what about anything beyond it? You need to find out what makes you truly happy, dear Capricorn, and then invest in it. Maybe you need a new hobby, skill, or even a new partner, who knows? Get cracking, Cap, because Pisces season is here to bless you with the best.
AAE Pro Tip: Speaking of best, check up on your Aries friend. They might be missing you a lot this week.
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Looks like someone has been switching up their habits and routines. This new and changed attitude is really suiting you, dear Aquarius. It was about time that you came around and did what you needed to do. I won’t say that you have reached your best potential but you are very well on your way. Just don’t lose track of your bigger goals and you will be good to go. Also, since you have been such a good kid, you deserve a little break. So, treat yourself with a large ice cream sundae, because why not?
AAE Pro Tip: You know what is better than one sundae? Two sundaes, go get ’em!
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
The horoscope for February 22 asks you to simply stop and restart again. It looks like you are falling down the spiral and you need a break. And what better time than your birthday month, Pisces? You need to really sit back on those long hours of work or your ex’s calls which are just exhausting. Because right now, your main focus should be on you and your well-being. So, enjoy the birthday month and live it to the max, because you definitely need some champagne and cake!
AAE Pro Tip: Block that toxic ex and blame it on your best friend and alcohol. It always works.
Have a crazy week, fellas!