Welcome the Taurus season and a long-due sense of sanity post the retrograde season. This week brings a break from the mundaneness and madness. Here’s your horoscope for April 22-28.

1. Aries (March 21–April 19)

You can finally heave a sigh of relief as the retrograde season bids a snarky farewell. It has been an eventful birthday season, but with the oncoming Taurus season, you can expect things to fall back in place and bring a sense of familiarity to your daily routine. A piece of advice, boo, don’t let a familiar situation trick you into feeling it is normal. Some toxic situation(ships) must sail far away, so recognise the patterns.

AAE Pro Tip: Don’t be afraid of multiple-texting people, no matter the time of the day.

2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)

Go Shawty, it’s your birthday, go party like it’s your birthday! The universe is wishing you a hangover-free, blessed-not-stressed, bougie, and never broke kinda birthday. You’ve safely made it through the Aries season and now, it is your time to be the centre of attention. As a reward, the cosmos is bringing you some single cuties, a non-toxic work week, and free booze, if you can flirt your way with the bartender. Go crazy!

AAE Pro Tip: SHIFT+DELETE all the toxic situations and people as a birthday gift to yourself.

3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)

Looks like the horoscope for April 22-28 is bringing a slight wave of change for you this week. The earth season asks you to shake things up and hit refresh on your mundane routine. Some healthy habits, changes in lifestyle, and blocking your exes could lead to a happier and stress-free life. Focus on implementing small changes that can have a lasting impact, but remember not to overdo anything.

AAE Pro Tip: A little social drama is on the cards; move the party to your place to witness it firsthand.

4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)

You’ve got money on your mind, Cancer. This week seems like a good time to make a few risky investments as they might yield some reasonable rewards. You can consider this a motto for your financial and personal life for the coming week. After all, only dead fish go with the flow, crabbies find their way around. So, channel that ‘cute but could hurt you’ energy and make this week your b**ch.

AAE Pro Tip: It might be too soon to soft launch your new project on Instagram. Think it through.

5. Leo (July 23–August 22)

Your intent might differ from your actions, which could bring you some rough sailing this week. The horoscope for April 22-28 reminds you to ground yourself and stay close to your roots. You might feel like you are changing for the better, but your progress is slower than you would like. But that’s okay. We all know the rabbit and tortoise tale, and I’m sure you don’t need a refresher on who won the race.

AAE Pro Tip: Accept what’s coming for you and leave your old ways behind to embrace change. 

6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)

You’ve made quite a social presence, Virgo! I’m proud of your consistency in every sphere of life. Unfortunately, miscommunication and misunderstandings threaten to taint your happy and healthy routine. You might assume someone is keeping their distance from you, but they could be thinking the same about you. So, focus on effective communication, because that is the key to world peace.

AAE Pro Tip: Some beers and cheers over the weekend with close friends could help you unwind. 

7. Libra (September 23–October 22)

Dearest Libra, the earth season is here to ground you a little since you may have been straying too far. Today, you might be closer to your goals than yesterday, but that doesn’t mean you forget where you started. And it’s always a good idea to look in the mirror every once in a while. A passing reflection might remind you of your old self and old ways that might be worth picking up again.

AAE Pro Tip: A social media detox and an in-person catch-up are on the cards this week

8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

You trust your gut while allowing your heart to make wise decisions. It is not every day you feel so content with the way things are going, and let’s pray and hope it doesn’t get jinxed. The week ahead brings a chance to put your feet up and let things be. I know you aren’t a fan of stepping down from being in charge, but even you could use some time off. Focus on providing for your needs without worrying about others.

AAE Pro Tip: Surprise yourself by saying yes to things you usually wouldn’t and live in the moment. 

9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)

It will be a busy week, Sagittarius, and not the good kind. Work will take up a large chunk of your time, which might bring some friction in your personal life. A word to the wise, leave your work at the desk before you step into the house. I know achieving work-life balance is easier said than done, but you’ve gotta practice and preach it. A special someone might act needier than usual, so pay close attention to how they’re feeling.

AAE Pro Tip: You might need to play free therapist. Get wine-drunk to sound professional. 

10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)

How’s it going, my dearest goat? Heath is not healthing, relationships aren’t relationshipping, and mental health took a vacation and never came back? Well, well, well, now that the awful retrograde season is almost over, things will instantly fall back in place. The comeback of an Earth sign promises to bring back your baddie era, and you’ll be back to the b**ch that nobody messes with. So, take a deep breath and prepare for the week ahead.

AAE Pro Tip: You might need to give people a piece of your mind and a reality check. 

11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)

The horoscope for April 22-28 brings a rather peaceful and quiet week, dear Aquarius. Instead of frowning over it, thank your stars for not sending more drama your way. Some unfinished business with an ex could bring up some heat, but you can handle it. Just be discreet, don’t flirt, and don’t add them back on Instagram. This ship will sink way before it sails, so don’t even think about it. Take care.

AAE Pro Tip: Whiskey on the rocks sounds cool till you have your head in the pot, puking your guts out. Avoid.

12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)

Earth season will finally wash away the misery from your life and bring a sense of relief. Any money matters that had you pulling your hair out will most likely start getting resolved this week onwards. Your attention will shift to matters related to your home, and things will pan out without causing more conflict. Just make sure you’re making wise choices and balanced decisions, as they will have long-term effects.

AAE Pro Tip: Weigh in all opinions before making final decisions; ego never did anyone any good. 

Have a lovely week!