Setting up your boundaries and speaking your mind are the lessons for this week, so pay attention. Here’s your horoscope for April 10-16.

1. Aries (March 21–April 19)

Happy birthday, my fiery Aries! This is your week to turn things around and make space for yourself to exist unapologetically and loudly. You don’t have to live on other people’s terms, you were never meant to do it. But this week, reinforcing your boundaries and not taking anyone’s bullshit is on the cards for you. So, let go of whatever isn’t in sync with your beliefs, no matter how good it sounds.

AAE Pro Tip: You know I’m clearly talking about that toxic bae of yours, take the hint.

2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)

How are you, my little almost invisible munchkin? I understand that you’ve had a rough week and I’m not promising any flowers and hearts for the coming week either. Yep, no concession, nothing. So, let’s skip past romance unless you can work your charm somehow and earn yourself a nice date. But again, I’m not promising how that might turn out, so listen to your gut feeling. But one thing I can promise is that there is going to be lots of alcohol and you’re going to be wasted AF.

AAE Pro Tip: Keep an anti-hangover pill handy in case things get too wild, that’s the only protection you’ll be needing.

3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)

The horoscope for April 10-16 looks quite interesting for you, Gemini. The Aries season is finally turning things up a notch for you and your bae is going to be in the mood all week long. Now, isn’t this the perfect time to get them to fix the AC and get some things done around the house? Well, I say you put on your sly moves and get bae exactly where you want them–on that ladder, cleaning the fans. Don’t be afraid to take charge and assert your dominance.

AAE Pro Tip: Put some beers in the fridge, you’ll need them after all those hot and heavy cleaning sessions.

4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)

Dear Cancer, you need to stop your people-pleasing behaviour when things aren’t turning out in your favour. The horoscope for April 10-16 asks you to put some boundaries in place and not go beyond them for your own sake. Anyone who is disrespectful towards your opinions, dismisses your thoughts, or is inconsiderate of your feelings, isn’t worth a single minute of your valuable time. So, make sure you put that across loud and clear.

AAE Pro Tip: Being loud and clear also applies to trying new things behind closed doors, iykyk.

5. Leo (July 23–August 22)

My darling Leo, I know you love to be a perfectionist but sometimes, letting go and enjoying a little imperfection doesn’t hurt. And having a little fun instead of being on the job 24/7 also doesn’t hurt anybody, so maybe try it this week. You don’t have to feel guilty for taking time off to do things that interest you or spark your passion. And as long as you are having fun, everything else can take a backseat for a while.

AAE Pro Tip: Conversations are always a good way of getting to know the other person, start some this week.

6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)

The horoscope for April 10-16 asks you to let people be in their own space and do their own thing. And even though you are great with your morally correct and ethical advice, this is not the week to show off your skills. This week, in fact, is all about bringing the focus to yourself and giving yourself a well-deserved pampering session. So, get the hot water running because you need a good pedicure and foot massage. Have fun minding your own business.

AAE Pro Tip: Just mind your business, not what others have to say about you.

7. Libra (September 23–October 22)

Are you ever going to take my advice or make paper planes out of it and throw it away? Because if you keep doing this, the paper planes aren’t the only things that will be having a crash landing, so sit up and pay attention. If you want some things to be done your way, you have to explain the vision that you have in mind. Don’t let people play guessing games and then rain down on them with your unrealistic expectations. Take charge, but also take accountability and get stuff done the way you want.

AAE Pro Tip: If people have unrealistic expectations from you, you might have given them unrealistic hopes, so fix it.

8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

Dear Scorpio, the horoscope for April 10-16 is here to remind you that you are allowed to take a break and catch your breath every once in a while. I get that things can be overbearing and you can get caught in the middle of it all. But being able to break out of your routine for a few moments of fun and pleasure is what counts at the end of the day. Be it sipping some hot coffee or spilling some piping tea, learn to enjoy little moments of pure joy.

AAE Pro Tip: If someone is acting up too much, don’t pay much attention and watch them calm down.

9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

I see a drama mama making a grand entrance in your life this week, but you still have time to shut your doors tightly and not entertain any nonsense. The choice is clearly yours, but if you want to join the pity party, be my guest. People love playing the victim when they have nothing better to do, but you of all people know better. So, either sit through their crying sessions or shut them up for good and let them know that you know what their real deal is.

AAE Pro Tip: You might be broke AF, but don’t let it show ’cause you have a rich bitch spirit.

10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

To do or not to do is a dilemma that has been eating you up from the inside. Well, I say you do and take the calculated risk of ruining your life. Imagine if it actually works out, you’ll be golden. But even if it doesn’t, what’s the worst that could happen? You’ll have to start from scratch? And is that not something you’ve done a million times already? Don’t let small things scare you from taking big risks ’cause you know you’ll live through it either way.

AAE Pro Tip: To begin with, some fat margaritas and nachos are a good way to brighten things up.

11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)

Dear Aquarius, you know being bitchy has never really been a trait worth appreciating, right? Well, then drop the mean girls’ act and get straight to the point. If someone is pissing you off, it is better to walk up to them and confront them. Because it is better to act maturely rather than act like you’re in kindergarten and making a fuss about things. So, lighten up the mood and do what needs to be done to clear your headspace.

AAE Pro Tip: Ranting to a best friend beforehand is a great way of practising patience.

12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)

Your socialising skills have honestly impressed me, and I’m in awe of you. It’s good to finally see you embrace your true self and be active on all social platforms. I mean, posting WhatsApp statuses might be a good start but don’t make it a habit. The weekly horoscope also calls for a reunion with your fam, so plan a fun day away from all the work. You could clearly use some time away from your colleague’s lame knock-knock jokes.

AAE Pro Tip: Use those lame knock-knock jokes with your family and be the cool, funny one.

Have a crazy week, my darlings!

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