From bedroom cleaning to some Masterchef level cooking, you’re going to have some busy days ahead. Check out what your horoscope this week brings for you.

1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Stop ramming your horns in the wall, Aries. It won’t make you any brighter. And if you are actually looking for some answers, it is time to take some risks. Quit playing safe and let your horny side do all the talking. But remember, don’t pick all your problems at once because you are no circus juggler with pro skills. So, unless you want it all coming crashing down on you, pick one thing at a time.

AAE Pro Tip:  Stop drinking Bloody Marys and texting. Your spelling goes haywire. 

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2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) 

Don’t wait for the universe to show you signs for what needs to be done. Your Netflix account expiring was a big enough sign to stop watching Friends and move your ass from your bed. You need to bring some changes and not let quarantine be an excuse for cookie crumbs on your pillow. Get moving and start by changing your bedsheet first. It’s been four weeks!

AAE Pro Tip: Your Pisces friend will call you and ask for help. Tell them you’re busy and show up 4 hours late, you’ll be able to eat great food with no work.

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3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Hitting on a friend is never a good idea, so drop it. You are feeling a certain type of new energy, so use it. But don’t use all of it working out unless you want sore muscles. Check up on your friends because you need some real advice about posting that selfie.

AAE Pro Tip: Don’t wear that yellow top, it’s nobody’s colour! 

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4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

According to the horoscope this week, your social network is thriving and everyone is impressed with you at work. Way to go, dear Cancer! I can see new relationships forming and old bonds strengthening. Make the most of this time as you barely get out of your shell. Don’t watch any sappy movie or series this week. Just don’t. Because one sappy movie is all it takes for you to go from fresh and exciting to crying in the corner.

AAE Pro Tip: Watch Work It on Netflix. There’s no crying in that movie, literally none.

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5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Enjoying the last week of the Leo season, I see. Well, good for you, dear Leo, because that’s the maximum attention you’re going to get in 2020. It is time to break out of some of your bad habits and stop playing the leader. Give someone else the chance to lead because you can get really pushy when you are at it. No hard feelings, just honest criticism. Oh, wait, that hurts your ego equally, oops.

AAE Pro Tip: Please ask Gemini to throw our their yellow top, it’s ruining all their selfies. And throw out yours too, while you’re at it.

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6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

No matter how tempting spring cleaning sounds to you, skip it this week. Because first of all, it is not spring and second, it is really turning out to be your toxic trait. No one is going to come and give you an award for it, so just let it rest. Pay your undivided attention to your boo this week, because they might come bearing some gifts. And you need to reward them with a good time under the sheets.

AAE Pro Tip: Drop hints to your boo, like, “Oh I wish I could eat some Tender Coconut ice cream” or “Man, I wish someone would get me a copy of Midnight Sun.”

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7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your horoscope this week says it is all about understanding the difference between needs and wants. You WANT an extra large pizza, but you NEED to work out. Similarly, you have the NEED to please everyone and sugarcoat things, but people WANT to hear the truth. So, learn the difference and make amends, or be sorry later.

AAE Pro Tip: Your Gemini friend needs some help picking out a nice selfie to post. Just tell them the truth! 

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8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Quick heads up for this week: someone is going to test your patience, so be calm. Don’t create havoc because some situations will require you to not pay attention. This week is all about keeping a cool facade and a calm mind. Even when your sibling steals your chocolates and waves them in your face, control the urge to smack them.

AAE Pro Tip: A Pisces friend needs help cooking. Help them, but don’t lose it or else…

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9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It is time to play your cards right and show your true colours and intentions. Stop hiding behind the curtain and come clean about what you want. Make up your mind on one thing and stick to it. Going back and forth on your decisions is way more serious than deciding what to have for dinner, so quit being a prick.

AAE Pro Tip: Eat chocolate ice cream, the kind with brownies in it. No, there won’t be a breakthrough or anything, it’s just nice. 

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10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You have been closing yourself again, haven’t you, dear Capricorn? Don’t worry and take it slow. Be more open to communication and let people know that you need time. Pay attention to your body this week because all those tubs of ice cream aren’t going to fill you up emotionally. Disconnect and take some time off till you feel like getting back in the game.

AAE Pro Tip:  Try downloading those meditation and 7-minute workout apps. You can ignore the notifications, but at least you downloaded them! 

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11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You really need to calm down, because sometimes, you can get really assertive. And I hate to be a spoilsport but that makes people think that you are a pain in the ass. So just be your usual, charismatic self, and stay out of trouble this week. This also means not getting drunk and clicking explicit snaps. You are just a click away from landing in a Kardashian level sex tape scandal.

AAE Pro Tip: Put your Leo friend in charge of your social media.

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12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Just because you have been watching recipes on YouTube all day doesn’t mean you become a good chef. For that, you actually need to venture into the forbidden land called The Kitchen, so do the needful. But have some help handy unless you want to burn down your forbidden land.

AAE Pro Tip: Taurus and Scorpio will be raring to get out of the house, ask them to come and help you.  

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Have a lovely week!