Let’s begin this piece with a little game – think of all the random tweets you’ve seen your favourite celebrities putting out in recent times. Now think about Ram Gopal Varma. Confused? Don’t be. It’s just one of those days when we’re feeling a little too concerned about the content we’ve seen on his Twitter account over the past few weeks. Apparently, he’s got a lot of projects in the pipeline (mostly cringe-alert, of course) and it’s all over his timeline. Now that we’ve stumbled upon them, we don’t want to just keep them for ourselves. Hum akele kyun struggle karein? So, here you go. Check out these absolutely bizarre tweets and posters on RGV’s account.
NAKED – a film by RGV
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Honestly, we’re too horrified just by looking at the numerous posters online to actually check what this film is about. If you have any clue, do tweet to us about it @allabouteve_in! Let’s look at some of the tweets by RGV about the film:
Passion filled and murderous erotic thriller NAKED releasing 27 th June 9 pm on https://t.co/FD65qcsZgc https://t.co/KmuAGuGPVg and https://t.co/JlnkZCoo3p Rs 200/- per view #NNNhttps://t.co/3hSlJwtgTO pic.twitter.com/Fli4F0jY7A
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 21, 2020
Apparently, he even promotes his actors on his Twitter account:
For those asking the lead actress role in the film NAKED is played by SWEETY ..She’s one of those rare natural born actresses who plays the demand of a role with utmost conviction pic.twitter.com/rQzUOta5I2
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 21, 2020
In case anyone had any questions about the actor, don’t worry. Ram Gopal Varma is here for you!
Here’s welcoming the NAKED film heroine the RED HOT saree clad Sweety into the twitter world @SweetyNNN is a woman with attitude ..Her insta handle is sweety.nnn pic.twitter.com/EoYnpOowWv
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 21, 2020
YES will come to u with one more project very soon ..It’s called SSSSweety #NNN https://t.co/FRoOGrJqQP
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 21, 2020
He swears on his followers, guys! No questions, okay, please trust him on this?
A collection of pics of the NAKED film Heroine @sweetyNNN from a photo shoot in my office ..I swear on all my followers that Social Distance was maintained https://t.co/ObZE1ghBLx
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 21, 2020
And if you’re actually interested in watching this ‘film’, here you go:
The film NAKED is 22 minutes long and releasing 27 th June 9 pm on https://t.co/FD65qcKAEM https://t.co/KmuAGupf3I and https://t.co/JlnkZC6NbR NAKED is Rs 200/- per view which is Rs 100 more than CLIMAX #NNN pic.twitter.com/55qAbEgF9N
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 24, 2020
EXTREME – in case it isn’t clear in the next few tweets
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This film is reportedly based on honour killing and is about a case where a father-in-law allegedly got his son-in-law killed because he belonged to a lower caste. Here are some of the tweets by RGV on the same:
MURDER is a story of extremes ..EXTREME LOVE resulting in EXTREME HATE and culminating in EXTREME VIOLENCE #LoveCanMURDER pic.twitter.com/7SN7fS9uUZ
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 23, 2020
A “poster of a SAD FATHER’S film on HAPPY FATHER’S DAY”
This is going to be a heart wrenching story based on the Amrutha and Maruthi Rao saga of the DANGERS of a father LOVING a daughter too much ..Launching the poster of a SAD FATHER’S film on HAPPY FATHER’S DAY #MURDERlove pic.twitter.com/t5Lwdz3zGZ
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 21, 2020
Dekhoge yeh sad father ki kahaani?
Ram Gopal Varma Corona Virus
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Yeah, that’s right! RGV has also made a film on the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.
MADE a feature film called “CORONAVIRUS” 👍it is shot entirely during LOCKDOWN Period💪. It will be WORLD’S FIRST FILM ON Coronavirus subject..Our actors and crew proved CREATIVITY cannot be LOCKED DOWN even in LOCKDOWN 🙏 Trailer tmrw 26th 5 PM #CORONAVIRUSFILM @shreyaset
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) May 25, 2020
We shot the CORONAVIRUS film in the LOCKDOWN period while strictly following guidelines and this I swear on ESHWAR,ALLAH, JESUS and the GOVERNMENT. https://t.co/fun1Ed36Sn
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) May 27, 2020
Guys, we’re all so stupid for being scared of this ‘Chungoo Mungoo virus’
THANKS SARKAAAAR! ..I couldn’t just let a chungoo mungoo VIRUS to LOCK me DOWN https://t.co/5ru98HO4eE
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) May 27, 2020
Umm…
When the rest of film people were SWEEPING FLOORS, COOKING FOOD ,WASHING UTENSILS , DRYING CLOTHES etc etc I MADE A FILM 💪💪💪 #CORONAVIRUSFILM https://t.co/fun1EdkIgX pic.twitter.com/i8ME1eyP4h
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) May 27, 2020
Okay, here’s the final one on this film:
The views of CORONAVIRUS film are spreading and multiplying faster than the real CORONAVIRUS 🙄🙄🙄 https://t.co/fun1EdkIgX @shreyaset #CORONAVIRUSFILM pic.twitter.com/lhCpee3agW
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) May 27, 2020
Wait, it’s not all just movies!
If you’re thinking that RGV only talks about his films, you’re wrong. He has also tweeted some important views on current events like the tiddi attack, his own interviews, and other issues:
God NOT forbid but if the locusts were non vegetarian the coronaviruses would be like nursery school butterflies in comparison 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 pic.twitter.com/MkmOBNTis6
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) May 29, 2020
Honestly, we have no clue what he means here.
Said Fuck off to CORONA which closed down theatres and built my very own RGVWORLDTHEATRE in everyone’s home and less than in a day 1,68,596 people saw #Climax by paying Rs 100 per view! ..Welcome @MiaMalkova and Bye Bye Corona 🤚
RGVclimax The Game Changer
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 7, 2020
Again, no clue what’s happening here:
Forget THEATRES , the FUTURE of CINEMA is not even on OTT ‘s but it will be only on PERSONAL APPS pic.twitter.com/aUaO8ySuDw
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 10, 2020
Katrina Kaif, are you listening?
I guess social media creative guys have no bounds ..Check what’s been done with me and my interviewer @ariyanaglory pic.twitter.com/EQKzBFkrKL
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 26, 2020
Some BAD people are thinking I am JOKING but I SWEAR on GOD and BALAYYA that I think this is the GREATEST SONG I heard since MUSIC was INVENTED..Am sure NTR in heaven is JUMPING in JOY https://t.co/F8mvwVHhCG
— Ram Gopal Varma (@RGVzoomin) June 9, 2020
Be honest, doesn’t this tweet remind you of an orange-ish guy from another country?
We’re honestly so lost, we don’t even know how to end this article. Tweet your thoughts to us @allabouteve_in!