The Scorpio season is back with a bang, so buckle up ’cause it’s going to be a wild ride. Here’s your horoscope for October 24-30.

1. Aries (March 21–April 19)

Your expectations from people can leave you a little disappointed this week. It’s because not everyone is the same as you and doesn’t cross oceans for people like you do. But don’t be disheartened because it’s better to know the truth about certain people. This reminds me that a certain someone is kinda crushing on you, so maybe remove your oblivious shades and look around.

AAE Pro Tip: Keep some brandy handy, and if someone asks, you’ve got a cold, okay?

2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)

Someone’s had a lit weekend and Scorpio season is rooting for you to hit up the hotties. If you’re single as a pringle, this week could bring some unexpected and interesting choices for you. So, hit refresh on your flirting skills and stay away from taking any type of advice from your friends, at least for now. You’ve got to set a good first impression and too many cooks can spoil the broth, so have faith in yourself and go at it.

AAE Pro Tip: Don’t be too focused on the outcomes and focus on having some fun this week.

3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)

‘Less is more’ is your mantra for the week, according to the horoscope for October 24-30. Looks like the Scorpio season wants you to prioritise time with bae and besties and keep work affairs on the side for a bit. And even after Diwali, it’s perfectly fine to call in some friends for a wine, dine, and lowkey gossip sesh. So, take out the good stuff that you got this Diwali and ring up your besties for a laidback night. But remember to send them off in time, so you can make the most of the mood post fine wine and dine with bae.

AAE Pro Tip: Someone is feeling a little frisky in bed. Practise caution so that nobody ends up breaking any bones.

4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)

Knock, knock. Who’s there? It’s your favourite season, Crabbies! Water season is back and you’re all set to get in your element and out of your shell for a walk around the neighborhood. There’s a lot happening, and if you keep your eyes and ears open, you won’t need a diary to keep track of who dumped who and who cheated on their best friend. So, use your amazing brain to store all the important information and pass it on to those who might be looking for some tea.

AAE Pro Tip: You’ll be going to places this week, so make sure you don’t repeat the same outfit in common circles.

5. Leo (July 23–August 22)

What’s cooking, Leo? The horoscope for October 24-30 brings some confrontation to the table, so don’t run away and be honest about your feelings. It’s okay to not have clarity on certain things, but addressing that those things exist in the first place could be a good start. So, this week, you need to cut out people that are dead weight and make sure the important ones feel appreciated enough by you.

AAE Pro Tip: Keep some good whiskey stocked. I see some company and a great plan on the cards this week.

6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)

Dear Virgo, sometimes, saying no and establishing boundaries is super important to help us keep ourselves in check. So, do yourself a favour and say no to any brownies that your friend might offer you this week ’cause you don’t want to consume pot brownies and have a killer hangover. Let’s stay in the known zone and not get too experimental and wild, okay? You got this.

AAE Pro Tip: If you’re feeling too wild, how about cleaning your closet that you haven’t touched in a while?

7. Libra (September 23–October 22)

Libra, how are you dealing with your romantic equation(s), situationships, or lovers of whatever sort? Because the Scorpio season is asking you to get down and dirty and stop playing the shy guy. Maybe it is time for a wild ride behind closed doors, and no, I don’t mean playing Monopoly with your bae. The season is making you feel all sorts of freaky and it is the perfect time to show bae what all you got under your sleeve.

AAE Pro Tip: Red is your lucky colour this week. Make sure you wear it to attract all sorts of good things and people.

8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

Birthday season is here and Scorpio HQ is going to get lit as the week progresses. You’re finally gonna be able to get some time off, so do what you’ve always wanted to. Yes, you should totally nap through the day and binge through the night and not feel guilty about eating junk. After all, the birthday season is the perfect excuse to treat yourself. Pamper away, princess!

AAE Pro Tip: Make sure that you venture out a little and catch up with your besties just so you stay updated on all the tea.

9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)

It’s time to chop some things off your calendar and finally get that work-life balance that you’ve been trying to achieve for all these years. Having a laid-back approach might sound like a nightmare to you, but you deserve some rest and you should totally get it. The horoscope for October 24-30 encourages you to prioritise yourself first and do what you want, no matter how crazy that might sound.

AAE Pro Tip: Treat yourself to some online shopping and biryani made by your mom this week.

10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)

It is all fun and games till you are sitting in the office at odd hours, trying to wrap up your work and get your shit together. The horoscope for October 24-30 asks you to take a quick break ’cause you’re going cray and not in a good way. Setting boundaries is important AF and you can totally start with establishing some for yourself. Because pushing yourself too hard just because you’re a Cap is super lame, so shut that laptop and go catch some Zs.

AAE Pro Tip: The week is calling for a binge fest, so grab your bottle of wine, pick up something, and get started.

11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)

Looks like life is handing you straight tequila shots and all you need is to get some lemons and down them for a wild ride this week. Your social life is on fire and you’re getting quite popular in your circles, darling. So, keep an eye on your DMs ’cause someone could be worth sliding in. But don’t start any conversation with a knock-knock joke, just to be on the safe side, okay?

AAE Pro Tip: You need to reward yourself with a good cup of coffee and some muffins not made by you.

12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)

Your creativity is knocking at the door, so open it and let it come in. It might inspire you to go into the kitchen and make a delicious meal without burning the kitchen down. You totally have it in you to do it, so grab the apron and put on some YouTube videos for a little inspiration. But remember not to leave any lids open because you don’t wanna end up in that salt-in-place-of-sugar situation.

AAE Pro Tip: Now that you have both salt and sugar, how about making some margaritas before getting started?

Have a lovely week, folks!