The Scorpio season asks you to indulge in your desires and give in to your guilty pleasures. It’s been a bunch of crazy weeks and you need to take a break. Here’s your horoscope for November 14-20.

1. Aries (March 21–April 19)

Aren’t you one tough cookie, my dearest ram? You put forward a strong facade, but sometimes, it is okay to go back to nap in your bed when you don’t feel like dealing with people. For a while now, you’ve been hoarding your emotions, and this week, they might start slipping out of the cracks. So, expect mood swings, hunger pangs, and the urge to vent. But it is okay, this too shall pass. Just let it all out because, in order to feel better, you must express yourself.

AAE Pro Tip: Ugly cry at the drop of a hat to get out of any commitments and responsibilities whatsoever.

2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)

Dear Taurus, the horoscope for November 14-20 asks you to take the blinds down, get in some comfy pajamas, and drink the poison of your choice. The Scorpio season is all about mingling and socialising, but you’ve officially drained your batteries and you need to recharge. Looking at that bank balance of yours, you definitely can’t afford a vacation, so just turn to your favourite movies and order in to get a little social detox.

AAE Pro Tip: What your bank balance can afford is a decent meal, so pamper yourself, baby!

3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)

Looks like someone is having a good time, and if there is anyone who can make it happen, it is you. You can find happiness in the smallest things like that glass of wine or ordering the most exotic dishes from a new restaurant. So, this week, take charge of your own happiness and your partner’s credit card to spoil yourself a little. After all, it is not every week that you feel the urge to splurge people’s hard-earned money on yourself, right? And if they actually love you, they won’t mind.

AAE Pro Tip: Get two of whatever you order. No, not for your partner, just some extra for yourself.

4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)

Everyone on earth knows that you are sweet and gullible, but this week, you have to learn to say no to things you don’t wanna do. You don’t need to give in to any pressure and stand firmly on what you believe is correct for you. So, if your manager asks you to redo a whole project, remember to say no. It is okay to do your thing, and if people have a problem with that, it is not your damn problem, so they can suck it!

AAE Pro Tip: Never say never to your mom ’cause that is one exception to the rule and also ’cause she can hit you with her chappal.

5. Leo (July 23–August 22)

The horoscope for November 14-20 brings you lemons and it is no time to make margaritas. Instead, thread it with some mirchi and put nimbu mirchi outside your room to stay away from any buri nazar. There are people who might not be thinking in your best interest, but you don’t need that kind of bad energy in your life. So, you do you because it takes time for you to get on the right track and you’ve been on the journey of getting there. I hope.

AAE Pro Tip: You might wanna go grocery shopping before your mom notices all the disappearing lemons. Get some extra dhaniya too.

6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)

Dear Virgo, you might feel a little off your game this week and that is completely okay. You don’t need to push yourself too hard and allow yourself some time for self-reflection. But that doesn’t mean you have to go scrolling through old chats with your ex-partners to see where it went wrong. So, skip taking a trip down nostalgia lane ’cause you might text an ex out of stupidity and regret it later.

AAE Pro Tip: Stay away from drinking too much as that’s also something you’ll probably regret later.

7. Libra (September 23–October 22)

I hate to break it to you, but babe, you’ve got to tone down that attitude. The horoscope for November 14-20 brings a tricky week ahead as you’ll be pushed to make certain choices even when you aren’t too confident about them. Having a calm and cool attitude can get you to stay out of any unnecessary troubles. And you don’t wanna go messing it up with people, so take some deep breaths and maybe get a beer or two and chill out.

AAE Pro Tip: Speaking of troubles, be on the lookout for an ex-lover making a dramatic comeback.

8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

You’re so done with things and it is not easy to keep going when you have zero motivation. So, here’s a little motivation for you–you don’t have a sugar daddy, so get your ass up and work. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun while you torture yourself. Get yourself a tall glass of iced tea, put on your favourite show at work, and amaze people with your guts. Trust me, that’ll be enough birthday attention for you.

AAE Pro Tip: Talking about torture, your mom’s gonna be bitching about your relatives, so good luck sitting through that.

9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)

Someone is feeling a little extra spontaneous this week and that is not a particularly bad thing. Just make sure you are not getting involved in anything that you might regret later. It is okay to get excited and feel the urge to do something about it, but maybe stay away from too much alcohol, or worse, shopping. Your body or cart doesn’t need that kind of strain, so keep your fun lowkey and hopefully harmless.

AAE Pro Tip: Speaking of restraining yourself, how’s that diet of yours going?

10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)

The horoscope for November 14-20 asks you to break out of your bad habits and understand that it is not healthy to keep doing certain things again and again. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out when to take a break, so I expect you to do a better job, Capricorn. How hard is it for you to just grab that bottle of alcohol, get yourself a nice meal, and scroll aimlessly through your Instagram? It’s okay to do nothing on some days ’cause feeling productive doesn’t just come from tiring yourself out.

AAE Pro Tip: Expect some piping hot tea coming your way and prepare yourself to react accordingly.

11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)

Your BFFs are kinda missing you, so maybe take a rain check on all the work and presentations this week and make time for your buddies. It is okay to ditch professional commitments sometimes and focus on things that make life less miserable. And adding a dash or a lot of beer to it is always a good idea, and oh, some wings too! See, already sounds better.

AAE Pro Tip: Why just stop at two rounds of drinks when you can get sloshed and drunk text your ex(es)?

12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)

The horoscope for November 14-20 reminds you to stop playing with fire since, no matter how much you try, you’ll get burnt. And no, I don’t mean literal fire, so you’re all good to go to the kitchen and prepare something great for yourself. Turn your creative side on and use those cooking skills to make a MasterChef-level meal. And don’t forget to take good pictures and post them on IG ’cause even if it doesn’t taste too good, it’ll serve the aesthetics.

AAE Pro Tip: Keep the FOMO aside and skip any events that unnecessarily require you to get out of your pajamas.

Have a lovely week!