If anything has been stuck in your life, it will find a way to get un-stuck soon. This week will bring smooth sailing in both personal and work affairs. Here’s your horoscope for March 4-10.
1. Aries (March 21–April 19)
What’s that glow on your face, Aries? Cried yourself to sleep again? Well, well, that’s one way of navigating your affairs. But is it the right way? I’m not questioning your methods and neither am I questioning your judgement. But surely, there has to be a way to not put yourself in such a vulnerable position over people who are doing the bare minimum for you. Maybe you need a reality check, and I’m afraid, my darling, it isn’t going to be fun, so prepare yourself for the coming week.
AAE Pro Tip: The thought of ripping off a bandaid is scarier than actually doing it, so stop thinking and just do it.
2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)
The horoscope for March 4-10 is bringing your love life to the table as Pisces season might throw some interesting people into the mix. But if you’re off the market, this isn’t a sign for you to create chaos in your existing relationships. Instead, this could be the perfect opportunity to bring back some charm and romance into your equation with bae and find something new to bond over. But if you’re single, this is your week to hang, bang, and see where that lands.
AAE Pro Tip: Funny people are naturally more attractive, go practise some jokes.
3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)
To do or not to do has never really bothered you because you end up doing it anyway. But if actions are not taken at the right time, they could often be ineffective or have minimal impact. So, this week is all about picking the right timing. Unwanted guests coming over? Sniff some pepper and sneeze them out of your home. Boss acting up? Spam them with the most minute tasks and see them mute you. There’s always a way out, just focus on the timing.
AAE Pro Tip: Acting involved and being actually involved are different things. Do the latter this week.
4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)
Looks like the Pisces season has finally let you bring out your emotions and make peace with whatever isn’t floating your boat. You’ve captained some rough seas and now is the time to lie back and enjoy the sea breeze. Whatever is coming for you in the next few weeks is the consequence of all your efforts and it is well deserved. So, stop stressing about things that have sunk to the ocean floor and focus on what’s keeping you afloat.
AAE Pro Tip: There’s plenty of fish in the sea, stop eyeing the red ones and pick a different colour FFS.
5. Leo (July 23–August 22)
My dearest Leo, it seems you are finally seeing the consequences of your ways, learning from them, and trying to be better. I applaud your effort and see you making better choices in life. Keep at it because the universe is keeping a keen eye on you and plans to reward you with things you couldn’t even imagine. The horoscope for March 4-10 brings a chance to blow off some steam and sail smoothly.
AAE Pro Tip: Take a break from work, this week calls for some chilling with friends and fam.
6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)
I see how consistent you’ve been, Virgo, and so has the universe. Don’t think you’re not being noticed. The people around you are also seeing the kind of effort you’ve been putting in everything you’ve been doing. And this week, you’ll reap the rewards of your hard work. Your finances are also going to improve as money will be coming to you from unexpected avenues like that friend who forgot to return a loan. But remember, this is not a week to splurge mindlessly.
AAE Pro Tip: Buying Starbucks does not count as a mindless spend. Splurge away, babe!
7. Libra (September 23–October 22)
Someone woke up on the right side of the bed…sort of. Well, you’ve got a tricky week ahead, but if you don’t think too much about it, you’ll be able to make it without too many troubles. This week, you’ll have plenty of decisions to make that can affect you in the long run. No pressure, but some of them could have serious and immediate impact on both your personal and work life. So, take a big breath and maintain decent water levels in your body to sail through.
AAE Pro Tip: There are good ideas, there are bad ideas, and then there is substituting iced coffee for meals.
8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
Hello there, Scorpio. All those hours spent looking after yourself are finally starting to show. And what timing the universe has! This week, you might come across someone in the most random place and catch a vibe. This vibe may lead to adding each other on Instagram, or if it’s their lucky day, they might even flirt their way into getting your number. And I say, what’s the harm in exploring your options? Especially when they are sent by the universe to bump into you.
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t let people be roadblocks, turn around and find a new way to cross over.
9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
The horoscope for March 4-10 is finally bringing some sanity into your life. This also means all kinds of insane people might be taking a temporary exit which is exactly the time to rethink their welcome. Just because you’re feeling lonely or vulnerable doesn’t mean you surround yourself with bad company. I mean, you totally could, but should you? There are some decisions that you have to make to protect yourself. You are your number one priority, remember that.
AAE Pro Tip: Mind your business, order a large pizza, and mute people for a healthy and happy week.
10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
Look at you, my darling goat! You’ve successfully navigated rocky terrain and achieved what you’ve been dreaming of. In some sort of way. But a win is always a win and there will be more opportunities where you might have an upper hand. For now, celebrate your victory in a low-key manner ’cause, honey, nazar is real and you don’t wanna be jinxed. The coming week urges you to focus on achieving the rest of the things on your to-do list.
AAE Pro Tip: You absolutely deserve to treat yourself to a very nice dinner. Go for it.
11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
It is what it is, Aquarius. But for you, it is what you make of it. Now, I’m not just sharing quotes here, I’m trying to tell you to choose the best course of action as the week might present some lucrative opportunities. Keep an open mind and don’t jump the gun when it comes to picking the best for you. Sometimes, taking a little extra time only allows you to understand what you’re getting yourself into and prepare for it. Stay if it makes sense, or walk away and don’t look back.
AAE Pro Tip: Speaking of looking back, you might need to pursue your ex if you still have feelings.
12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)
Happy birthday, water babies. I see you’ve been treating yourself week on week in the name of self-pampering. I’m no one to spoil your fun, so carry on. And why keep it a party for one when you can call your BFFs over by sending a BYOB invitation? After all, what’s birthday season without excessive drinking, puking your guts out, getting a killer hangover, and swearing off alcohol for yet another week? Go crazy, you can regret it all later!
AAE Pro Tip: By going crazy, I am not suggesting you go and cook something for the party.
A little self-loathing goes a long way in making you quit that ungrateful job. Let it do its magic, baby. Have a lovely week.