This week of Aries season is going to bring raw honesty and bluntness to the table, so be prepared for some truth bombs. Here’s your horoscope for March 27-April 2.
1. Aries (March 21–April 19)
You want to do it but you also don’t want to do it but you also want to cry because you’re not doing it. This isn’t the right kind of birthday behaviour, Aries, so pull yourself together. Whatever it is that you want or don’t want, put it as it is on the table. You don’t have to kill your brain cells overthinking everything, so please stop. This week brings some clarity in your life in terms of work and your personal equations. Stick to conversing clearly and all will be well.
AAE Pro Tip: It is time to treat yourself to something extremely fancy and cry later about spending a bomb on it.
2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)
The horoscope for March 27-April 2 wants you to spring into action this week. You’ve been using your creative brain for a long time to come up with some genius plans and now is the time to implement them. They might or might not work but you’ve gotta try them out. My only advice would be to not keep your hopes too high so that you don’t end up being disappointed and disappearing again. Prepare yourself for things to go either way.
AAE Pro Tip: Someone liking an old picture of you on the ‘gram isn’t the basis for flirting with them.
3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)
Change is inevitable, so please stop clutching onto things that are not floating your boat anymore. The theme for this week is to let go and allow yourself to move into a better place in terms of your personal life. It will always feel scary, but sometimes, taking a leap of faith and trusting what the universe has planned for you is the best option. Keep talking through the whole process with someone you trust to make the transition into the new phase easier. Great things await you, darling Gem. All you have to do is keep the faith and take a few steps ahead.
AAE Pro Tip: Every time something feels inconvenient, take a shot of water. H2O for the go!
4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)
How’s my favourite cranky crab? Well, the horoscope for March 27-April 2 is bringing you some unexpected but fabulous opportunities, both on the personal and professional front. And if you let these go, you will definitely end up with regret. So, prepare yourself and at least consider the offer on the table before backing out. At the moment, it might sound pretty overwhelming but once you understand the nitty-gritty, you’ll realise what’s best for you.
AAE Pro Tip: Keep a sober friend on speed dial for some urgent advice.
5. Leo (July 23–August 22)
Hello you! Looks like someone took my advice last week, and even though you might not wanna admit it, I know it worked like a charm. Well, it is not every day that you get such pearls of wisdom, so when you do, it is always good to reflect on them. The horoscope for March 27-April 2 brings cosmic relief for you as you will be away from drama and unnecessary banter. So, use this week to be around people who feel like sunshine and not a storm.
AAE Pro Tip: Things have a way of working out. Trust the timing and don’t overthink anything.
6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)
You’ve been feeling quite uncertain about some things for a while now, but you just haven’t said it out loud. This week encourages you to lay out your cards on the table and talk about things that might be worrying you. There’s always a solution and you are a pro at finding one or, even better, creating one. So, it’s time for a glance in the mirror and a confrontation with yourself. Drop the pretence and get real this week, Virgo.
AAE Pro Tip: Whenever things get tough, remember there’s a cake somewhere baked just for you.
7. Libra (September 23–October 22)
Getting people to do stuff and tightening the noose around their neck are two different things, Libra. So, make sure you know what you are doing before you end up wreaking havoc. It is always best to consult someone who understands the situation because sometimes, being a one-man army can backfire. And the last thing you want is resistance from your own people. Be wise and keep reading the signs of their bodies.
AAE Pro Tip: A little reality check is on the cards this week. Make sure you don’t take it to your heart.
8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
If you’re having a tough time expressing yourself to certain people, this is the week to work on it. The horoscope for March 27-April 2 is suggesting verbal communication on a one-on-one basis rather than relying on texting to clear things out. Even voice notes are better at this point in time, but your texting skills are clearly messed up and making you come off differently than you’d wished. You can even go old school and send letters through pigeons if you find any, but just stay away from texting when you’re in a mood.
AAE Pro Tip: Go in the balcony pretending to look for pigeons and check out that hot neighbour of yours.
9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
Looks like your finances are going to be taking a U-turn and returning to your bank account this week. No more being broke ’cause someone’s gonna be a rich bitch. Don’t miss out on the chance of getting even 100 bucks extra out of your dad’s pocket ’cause every penny counts. And you would, of course, know that because being broke teaches you a lot. But now that your treasure chests are going to be refilled, make plans on how you’ll spend it all again and live a lavish life for a quarter of a month.
AAE Pro Tip: If you feel someone is a lost cause, don’t waste another breath on them.
10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
Look at you setting your boundaries and trying to respect them. So proud of you, bb! You’ve been manifesting change for a while now and it looks like the universe finally heard you. The horoscope for March 27-April 2 brings a lighter week for you, so you can get enough time to kick ass but also kick back when required. And the key to being on top of your game is to find the right balance between things. Once you strike that, you can do anything.
AAE Pro Tip: This week has a biryani vibe to it, so order in a large batch and treat yourself.
11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
You’re gonna have a lowkey week, Aquarius, but we all need to lay low before springing back into action. This week will serve as your break to let your creative juices flow and come up with some solid ideas. But that is not all. This week will also serve as a reminder to keep things hottie and naughty with your bae and not leave them high and dry. Make it work in your favour and you’ll see how smoothly everything goes.
AAE Pro Tip: You’ll be on the listening end of your relationships this week, so take out the earphones and pay attention.
12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)
The horoscope for March 27-April 2 will be rewarding you for your patience and hard work, Pisces. It could be in the form of G-Pay cashback, a friend treating you to lunch, or your favourite jeans being restocked. Keep your eyes and ears open as this could be a once-in-a-blue-moon kind of opportunity and you don’t want to miss it. Your friends and family will also be making plans this week, so don’t ignore them and take charge so these are not just ideas floating in the air.
AAE Pro Tip: A Cancer friend might ring you this week for some advice. Keep your wine bottle handy.
Have a lovely week!