It is time to give a warm, or should I say fiery, welcome to the Aries season! Your personal affairs are getting hotter, so, fan the flame or ignite a spark depending on your situation. Here’s your horoscope for March 25-31.
1. Aries (March 21–April 19)
Are we excited now that we have stepped foot in the birthday season, Aries? Because I still see you keeping it lowkey and trying to act like it doesn’t really bother you. Well, my darling, birthdays are the best time to unapologetically let people spoil you. If not others, you can always splurge and make yourself the main character. So, treat yourself to something or someone that’ll blow your mind.
AAE Pro Tip: If you’re single, birthday season isn’t the time to look for serious stuff; it’s all about having fun.
2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)
Looks like you’ve made it to the elite inner circle at your workplace but something is still holding you back. Whatever it is, the Aries season asks you to address and move ahead because this could be the next step in making your life easier at work. Besides, it looks like your personal life is also seeing some serious improvement, all thanks to the arrival of the hot, hot, hot Aries season. So, make sure you are adding more fuel to the fire instead of water.
AAE Pro Tip: Bailing on your friends isn’t a great move, make some plans before they cut you off.
3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)
The horoscope for March 25-31 is bringing you a social week, so, cancel all the work commitments and say yes to margaritas and meet-ups. This week feels busy but set some boundaries so it doesn’t become your new daily routine. It can be tough to break out of a habit, but letting your hair down and backing off from an extremely demanding task is just what you need right now. Focus on what’s important to you, and everything and everyone else can wait.
AAE Pro Tip: Your relationship is nearing another DTR phase. You must convey clearly where you see it going.
4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)
The Aries season is a good time to indulge in some things that you usually refrain from. Your morals don’t become questionable if you’re just exploring new things or people to find out what you like. I see a dirty date coming your way but only if you lose your inhibitions and a little bit of your sobriety. This advice is not intended for people who are happily settled in their relationships. You guys make dinner and take the conversation, drinks, and flirting to the bedroom.
AAE Pro Tip: Single, in a situationship, or in a happily ever after, everyone deserves a little staycation this weekend.
5. Leo (July 23–August 22)
Looks like someone was navigating rough waters and the horoscope for March 25-31 takes you on a smoother sail. There might be things that have happened in your personal life that could have made you question everything around you. So, this week is the perfect time to find those answers and chase the correct people and things in life. Realisation might come late but once your bulb switches on, make better decisions for your sake.
AAE Pro Tip: Mixing drinks isn’t a better decision but it is still your decision, so you do you.
6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)
I don’t know if it’s the Aries season or if you woke up on the right side of bed because this week is looking kickass for you. You’ll be on top of your work and if you’re lucky, you might be on top somewhere else too, wink wink. But for that to happen, you can’t just keep liking the other person’s stories and waiting for them to notice you. Slipping into the DMs is a great way only if you’re not planning to come across as a stalker or sound creepy.
AAE Pro Tip: Putting pineapple on a pizza is forgivable behind closed doors but not so much in public. Don’t be yuck.
7. Libra (September 23–October 22)
Too many choices can lead to confusion and eventually hamper your final decision. That’s why, stop looking at stupid people in your DMs and focus on the ones that have made an effort to get noticed. Aries season is spitting fire, and my strong advice for you is to get burnt. Your love life has been still like lake water but what you need is a raging sea storm. So, go, shake things up and allow yourself to let loose even if it means waking up with a killer headache.
AAE Pro Tip: Your finances will only improve if you stop pulling your hair out at every small expense.
8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
The horoscope for March 25-31 brings a change in your personal and professional life. Your approach has shifted to being more accepting of what’s coming next, and the universe is rewarding you with good mental health and a stress-free week. Your personal equations will improve but not drastically. Slow and steady is the way to go because rushing into anything isn’t ideal for you this week.
AAE Pro Tip: If someone deserves a genuine chance in your opinion, don’t give it a second thought.
9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
Is the fire season bringing you the action you’ve been so dearly praying for? Well, well, I don’t know if Mata Rani is listening, but let me assure you that the universe has been eavesdropping. Now, you will be presented with some unusual choices but that’s exactly what you need right now. Meeting people who are your safe zone is so 2023. 2024 is all about putting yourself out there without worrying about being judged. You’re fab, baby.
AAE Pro Tip: You deserve a plate of momos and spicy chutney that leaves you sobbing and panting.
10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
You know all that overthinking and stressing isn’t a good look on you, right? It can lead to breakouts and breaking someone’s head. So, I suggest you make yourself a nice glass of iced tea and top it off with the poison of your choice. Keep refilling it every now and then like you’re having happy hour, and anyone who dares to mess with you can get some thrown right in their face. Isn’t that a fair deal?
AAE Pro Tip: Overdrinking and overthinking are both injurious to your health and reputation.
11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
The horoscope for March 25-31 is asking you to stop being so flighty and remember what grounds you. Getting in touch with yourself is the need of the hour because it seems like you’ve drifted away from yourself. So, this week, go back to being unpretentious and making jokes at people’s expense; they don’t make you cool. What makes you a cool kid is being yourself and not worrying about what people think.
AAE Pro Tip: A new opportunity could come along and will be the escape you need from your thankless job.
12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)
What’s up, Pisces? It looks like you’ve got your mind in ten places and it is leading to a lot of overthinking instead of being present in the moment. Water season may have passed but the fire season is asking you to get back in action and start closing all the tabs. You can’t be everywhere at once, so start prioritising and get your work done. It may sound tedious but when you’re sitting all sorted by the end of the week, ready to make fun plans, you’ll thank your weekly horoscope.
AAE Pro Tip: Procrastination is not the vibe for this week, manifestation is – stick to it.
Stop bending over backwards for people who can’t even make an effort. This ain’t a circus, so don’t make yourself the silly clown. Have a lovely week!