It is the last week of Aquarius season and the perfect excuse to go a little crazy. Trust me, whatever your sane self can’t do, your drunk self can. Try it. Here’s your horoscope for February 12-18.
1. Aries (March 21–April 19)
Babe, listen. This ghoomna-ghumaana by your kinda interested, almost partner is getting a bit much. We have stepped into 2024, and if you are still being left hanging by false promises, I say have a little serious talk. Enough of going around hoping to be official someday. If you’re serious about them, this week calls for some DTR. Because if you keep carrying on like this, you might get ghosted forever. Buck up if the ball is still in your court.
AAE Pro Tip: Creating backup options is always a good idea, whether it’s for a job or a joblike partner.
2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)
I don’t know whether it is you or your kismat that naturally attracts kalesh. The horoscope for February 12-18 is giving you clear warning signs to not get involved with shady people or do things that look shady just for the thrills. You aren’t in Sia’s music videos, and these cheap thrills could really cost you. So, ‘mind your own business’ is the motto for this week, and if something seems fishy, stay the hell away from it and carry on.
AAE Pro Tip: If you’re stepping out, don’t wear green this week. It isn’t too flattering on you.
3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)
Work’s getting really busy and not in the good productive way you like. It is getting more hectic and unnecessary and might make you question if you really wanna do it. Because if you keep carrying on like this, burnout is not too far. Maybe open a bottle of wine and have a healthy discussion with your friends. You have no idea how much dopamine you release when you vent and roast people you hate. Add pizza to the mix to boost the feel-good hormones.
AAE Pro Tip: If you’re feeling in the mood, get your partner to please you by doing the dishes.
4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)
It is the last week of the Aquarius season and the perfect excuse to not be the goody two shoes you are. Everyone is allowed some harmless fun and you could use some of that. So, liberate yourself from outdated promises that were mostly one-sided, and allow yourself some fun in the sun. You can make trips back into your shell whenever you like, but this week encourages you to step out and go live your life unapologetically.
AAE Pro Tip: You make your own rules and limits, so don’t make them this week and go crazy.
5. Leo (July 23–August 22)
Dear Leo, a real friend is someone who stands by you in trouble. Someone who gets you in trouble is not the one thinking of your best interest. So, no matter how messed up your emotions are, a little logic plays a big role in correcting your behaviour and learning who is a well-wisher and who isn’t. This week brings some instances that will make it much clearer. Pay close attention to the signs and don’t let things slide by.
AAE Pro Tip: There is no time for doubts this week, you’re either all in or all out.
6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)
The last week of Aquarius season is upon us and it is urging you to pay attention to your finances. There might be some unaccounted expenses coming your way which you won’t be able to get out of. So, keeping a close eye on the cash flow can help you monitor how to curb them. But on the bright side, you will also be receiving some unexpected cash by the end of the week and it shall be enough to throw a pizza party for one. Cheer up, bubs!
AAE Pro Tip: First dates aren’t meant for intelligent questions, so work on your charm and humour.
7. Libra (September 23–October 22)
It’s time to hit the brakes on mindlessly moving ahead. You need to make a plan of action. And your plan of action can’t be taking credit for other people’s ideas. If you have what it takes to be at the top, this is the time to prove your worth. Be it a professional equation or a personal one, actions speak louder than words and this week simply asks you to practise what you preach, not just preach.
AAE Pro Tip: Everybody is different, focus only on what you bring to the table. I say bring wine.
8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
Looks like someone has gotten really stingy lately. It is normal for you to put your guard up and be oblivious to how defensive you can get. And that is not an appreciable trait. So, how about we try working on emoting our feelings? Because communication can be key, but the tone of communication is the master key. Now, let’s work on that frowny face, make it a little more approachable, and tone down the death glares.
AAE Pro Tip: Owning up to your actions and realising your behaviour pattern will work in your favour.
9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
We’re in the last week of the breezy season which has been fanning your fire. So, this is a good time to get creative and bring into focus the small-term changes you want to implement. Be it changes in your diet or finding a side gig, this week, the universe is looking out for you. So, don’t let your inhibitions become shackles that hold you back. Listen to your inner voice and go for what you think could be a crazy good idea.
AAE Pro Tip: Thinking of hitting on someone way out of your league? Try it, what’s the worst that could happen?
10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
It’s go time, Caps! You’ve been sitting on the benches for way too long to make certain decisions. This week, it’s time to rip off the band-aid and let the consequences unfold. I know even you can sometimes get nervous or break into a sweat. But right now, none of that matters. What matters is that if you really want to achieve something, you have to step into unknown territory. After all, at some point, you have to leave the benches to play your game.
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t act on your intrusive thoughts, for the love of god. Think things through.
11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
How are you doing? Is the birthday fever coming down or are you ready for the last hurrah before reality sinks in? Well, do as you please because I respect birthday season even though it’s your last week in the limelight. But tune back in next week for a serious reality check. Speaking of reality checks, you might want to glance at your expenses in the past month. Now, get some tissues, cry a river, get drunk, and repeat. You got this.
AAE Pro Tip: If your gharwale are looking for rishtas, it is time to declare your defeat and let them just do it.
12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)
Birthday season is just around the corner, love! Well, the horoscope for February 12-18 is bringing some pre-birthday good news. All the work politics that you played will finally pay off and you might get out unscathed and even get a little raise. Not just that, this will ensure you are in your boss’ good books which means you can finally plan that unplanned trip and get away with it. Take baby steps though and double-check every move.
AAE Pro Tip: Things don’t always go the way you want but you can always create fake scenarios and win in them.
Just because it’s Valentine’s Week doesn’t mean you’re getting some action. So, don’t get your hopes up and go take a nap, love.