Dekho bachche, no matter how much besan and milk you malo on your face, age will eventually catch up with you. You can’t always have that youthful glow, the perfect hairline, and everything perky as you age. And I think getting cosmetic procedures is a really good idea. Sure, you’ll have to spend a bomb, and if you’re poor, that’s going to be an issue. But, beta, think of it as an investment, as self-love. And if you’re happy the way you are, Aunty equally loves and approves of you. But if you change your mind, here are the benefits of cosmetic procedures and why I approve of them.

1. Gua sha is a scam; Botox is the real deal

Yes, beta, you read it right. I tried to gua sha away those love handles of mine. After hours of massaging, all I’m left with are sore hands and love handles that haven’t moved an inch, just like Madhuri’s forehead. Guess what she’s got? Botox, beta ji, not gua sha. You gotta love the benefits of cosmetic procedures.

2. Nose jobs give you the good looks your parents didn’t

Like it or not, beta ji, not everyone has my beautiful, gorgeous, fabulous genes. You might learn to work on Excel, but if your parents didn’t pass on the good-looking genes, Botox can do wonders for you. Janhvi and Khushi Kapoor ko hi dekh lo bachche.

3. No oil can save that ridiculously receding hairline

Dekho beta, if you want to believe that applying some jadibooti can fix your hairline, you can stay in delulu land. But, if you want the truth, you know what’ll make you look fab, just like RK. So, get a hairline correction treatment and look like the million bucks you spend on it. Gotta consider the magical benefits of cosmetic procedures, folks!

4. Botox can make you glow from within

Jitna marzi retinol ragad lo, beta, that corporate job is going to suck the glow out of your skin. And when the two litres of water you drink for the glow makes you pee every 10 minutes, you’ll remember why Aunty loves Botox. So, start a savings account right away and secure your future appointment to get fillers that’ll make you glow like the goddamn sun.

5. It takes you to your jawani ke din

Not that your aunty has aged a single day since hitting 25, but I can’t say that for you all, sorry, not sorry. So, if you want to look like you just came out of your mom’s womb, consider cosmetic procedures. Chaand par daag achhe lagte hain, aap par nahi. Now, get that wallet and make some smart decisions!

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