As many of the world’s most eloquent and wise leaders have said, climate change is a hoax. It does not exist. Extra carbon dioxide is good for plants, and feeling an overall dip in temperatures is just us getting too old. All these fires and glaciers melting doesn’t mean the planet is dying. There are other forces at play behind these “devastating” events. Here are the exact reasons behind some of the incidents attributed to climate change.

1. Australian bushfires

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A guy who hated George Bush symbolically set fire to the bushes, causing this minor incident.

2. Amazon fire

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A guy whose Amazon Fire Stick wasn’t delivered on time got really angry and decided to take revenge.

3. California wildfire

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When the people trapped in Hotel California finally got out, their anger knew no bounds and they set the state on fire.

4. Himalayan glaciers melting

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Someone who preferred rafting to skiing decided to make some changes to the Himalayas.

5. Antarctic ice sheets disappearing

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A guy who wanted to move to Antarctica but felt that it was too cold took matters into his own hands.

6. Glacier National Park… or just Park

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Some guy thought naming a national park “Glacier” was too basic. So, he melted the glacier to force them to change the name.

7. Dead Sea getting smaller

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Someone who had seen enough death in the world decided to shrink the Dead Sea.

8. Jakarta sinking

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A guy who watched Aquaman, and wanted to be like Jason Momoa, decided to turn Jakarta into Atlantis.

9. Alaska getting greener

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A well-meaning student of WhatsApp University thought greenery is important. So, he took all the ice and dumped it in the sea.

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