If you’re looking for a fresh start at work, in a relationship, or just beginning again, this week is a great time to put your plans into action. The universe is listening to you, my love, so whisper away all your wishes. Here’s your horoscope for November 13-19.

1. Aries (March 21–April 19)

Step into change this week and allow yourself to embrace what’s coming for you. Trust the universe to take away the dead weight and bring you new and better opportunities. Whatever isn’t floating your boat will be removed and replaced with what you deserve, but not without some hard work. So, let the vibe change around you and don’t hold onto things or people in the hope they will change. If it had to, it already would have.

AAE Pro Tip: Stop hogging down all that mithai every time you causally pass by the kitchen.

2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)

Dear Taurus, the horoscope for November 13-19 asks you to take the blinds down, get in some comfy pyjamas, and drink the poison of your choice. The Scorpio season is all about mingling and socialising, but you’ve officially drained your batteries and need to recharge. And I must say, I’m really proud of how long you lasted through the festive season. So, take it easy this week and just turn to your favourite movies to get a little social detox.

AAE Pro Tip: It’s the szn to begin the Harry Potter marathon with some hot chocolate (with a dash of rum ofc).

3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)

The horoscope for November 13-19 asks you to put your feet up, leave your work desk, and be where your heart desires. You’ve been craving a break, and what’s a better time than post-festivities? Entertaining all those endless rishtedaars and card parties must have been draining. So, you need a detox from all the people. So, get away from home to spend some quality time with yourself and the people of your choice.

AAE Pro Tip: Don’t wait to use that alcohol you’ve saved for a special occasion, pop it open for some fun.

4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)

Everyone on earth knows you are sweet and gullible, but this week, you have to learn to say no to things you don’t wanna do. You don’t need to give in to any pressure and stand firmly on what you believe is correct for you. So, if your manager asks you to redo a whole project, remember to say no. It is okay to do your thing, and if people have a problem with that, it is not your damn problem, so they can suck it!

AAE Pro Tip: Walk out of the office, pack your things and look for a backup job in case things backfire.

5. Leo (July 23–August 22)

You know what they say about nazar, right? It is real, and somebody might have put some on you. So, get your dearest mom to do some jhaad phook and rid you of it. After all, when you prosper and do good in life, people are bound to be jealous. But don’t give it another thought and just keep being your fabulous self. This week also brings some sweet sweet time with your partner, so spice things up while the Scorpio season still lasts.

AAE Pro Tip: A little give and take goes a long way; remember that while spicing things up.

6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)

Is it the weather or your boo that has put you in such a good mood? Because something is definitely releasing feel-good hormones in your body, and you’re giddier than ever. Well, now that you are in a mood, and a good one for a change, why don’t you make it last longer by spending some hard-earned cash on yourself? Yeah, get some drinks, buy new clothes, and don’t forget to stock up on new boots ’cause winter is here.

AAE Pro Tip: Spending your money is empowering, but spending your parents’ money is joy.

7. Libra (September 23–October 22)

Dearest Libra, meditation and margaritas are the vibe for the upcoming week. Mind your business, do your thing, and be in your own space. You might be feeling a little anti-people this week, and that is completely alright. You can skip all those invites, ’cause honestly boo, there isn’t anyone worth dressing up for. Unless you are thinking of taking someone as a plus one and officially introducing them to the group.

AAE Pro Tip: Be picky with people who you decide to invest your energy in.

8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

You’re so done with work, and it is not easy to keep going when you have zero motivation. So, here’s a little motivation for you – you don’t have a sugar daddy, so get your ass up and work. But that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun while you torture yourself. Get yourself a tall glass of (Long Island) iced tea, put on your favourite show at work, and amaze people with your guts. Trust me that’ll be enough birthday attention for you.

AAE Pro Tip: You need to go out, have fun, and fill your lungs with the polluted air, ’cause YOLO.

9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)

The festive season is past us, and it seems like a good week to do a little detox before birthday week starts. Yeah, birthday season is almost here, and what’s a better way to kickstart the prep than sipping on some green tea and completing those ten thousand steps? One might argue that eating biryani with a tall glass of coke on the side is way better, but why argue with me when you are your own boss and can do as you please?

AAE Pro Tip: Kindness doesn’t cost anything, but some people don’t deserve even that from you.

10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)

Speak your mind and be vocal about your opinions. It is easy to cut down conversations by keeping quiet and letting it go, but sometimes, you’ve gotta put aag mein ghee and let someone else worry about getting the water. And the Scorpio season is urging you to be as stingy as you wanna be because all that niceness isn’t going to pay your bills and get you what you want. So, balance out the sweetness by giving people a taste of their own bitter medicine when needed.

AAE Pro Tip: Strictly stay away from desserts and let your skin get a chance to thank you.

11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)

You might think your cleverness is genius, but sometimes that’s not the case. Yeah, hate to break it to you, but some people are better at that game. And you, in no way, shape, or form, should think of giving them a run for their money. So, forget all about showing people who’s better at the game and just focus on yourself and what you believe in. And don’t let people influence you into doing bad shit and support their idiot cause.

AAE Pro Tip: Getting drunk with your bestie because they’re sad and broke up is an excuse to do bad shit.

12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)

Dear Pisces, the horoscope for November 13-19 wants to give you a heads-up and let you know that people will be running to you for free therapy this week. Now, to make the process easier and more effective, I say you offer them great, unbiased advice. And to make sure you’re doing it right, put down some hash brownies in your free sessions and see people walk out happy and content. It works like a charm and saves tons of energy.

AAE Pro Tip: Keep switching the brownies with rum-infused chocolates like a good friend.

Have a great week!