It’s time to let your hair down, grab a drink, and apply that sheet mask! Read your horoscope this week because it is going to be epic!

1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You have been unnecessarily worrying and overthinking about everything lately. Not that I blame you, this is a typical Aries trait. But you need to get your head back in the game and start having some fun. Loosen up a bit because being grumpy isn’t going to get you anywhere. This week, you need to prioritise only you, so write it on your wall or paint it on your mirror, but remember it at all times. And don’t let any hot, charming, and witty person get in your head. They will ghost you, I’m telling you.

AAE Pro Tip: That Instagram account saying they want you to be a brand ambassador are lying. Block them. 

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2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) 

You have been following good social manners and effective ways to deal with closure. It’s good that you have buried the past because the future shines bright for you. You need to get back on your feet and get back into the dating game, because you are so ready. This week, do your homework and learn how to ace your romantic timing. Binge everything fun and romantic on Netflix. Don’t scrunch your nose, watching Kuch Kuch Hota Hai on repeat wasn’t gonna get the job done!

AAE Pro Tip: Watch Emily in Paris, but remember that hot French men don’t just show up out of the blue, even in France. 

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3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

We all know how some situations can get really painful. And I understand this phase is hard for you, but it needs to come to an end now. So, please get the fake nails removed because they looked chipped and disgusting. Also, you need to step down from cloud nine and face the reality of your life. Yes, I’m pointing at those files on your desk and unopened emails. The horoscope this week says to get to work unless you want another painful phase coming your way.

AAE Pro Tip: Don’t be afraid of all the emails. Some are from Facebook. The rest are from your boss, so be afraid of those. 

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4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You have been slowing down a bit after a rough week, which is good because you needed a break from everything. But now that you are feeling lighter, use this time to connect with your BFFs. It’s not every day that they get to see you out and having fun, so get your A-game on. This week is all about letting your hair down and having a great time. So, put on some good music, wear that gorgeous outfit, grab some wine, and get on a Zoom date with your favourites.

AAE Pro Tip: Head to All About Eve on Spotify to find our Sexy Time playlist, and run that for maximum “fun.” 

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5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)

I see someone is back in their element and honestly, I knew you would get a grip, because isn’t that what Leos are all about? You’re back in control of your life and emotions, maybe you’re even controlling others! So, even though you are back at being bossy and high-headed, you need to grab the opportunities coming your way this week. If someone offers you an extra slice of pizza, grab two. What kind of person doesn’t grab pizza anyway?

AAE Pro Tip: Also grab an extra slice of garlic bread.

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6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your horoscope this week asks you to completely focus on yourself and attend to your own needs. Physically and emotionally. While your work life is pretty sorted, you may need to pay attention to your personal life. And waiting around for the perfect guy should not be your excuse to stay away from all the fun! Get down and dirty, pamper yourself with some self love, and enjoy the week taking care of yourself. You can deal with people’s drama later, but right now, you need to be your own lover and BFF.

AAE Pro Tip: Try looking for a massager on Amazon. You’ll be surprised at what you find. 

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7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Happy birthday, my dear Libra! How’s the birthday month treating you? While it is time to celebrate, be a little mindful and cautious of the people around you. You don’t want to let an idea slip that you might be keeping for yourself. So, slow down on the wine and don’t let the alcohol do the talking. The easiest way is to just keep work talk aside and have some actual fun. Go have some cake because birthday month calories don’t count!

AAE Pro Tip: Maybe change up the ratios in your cocktails? More orange juice, less vodka. 

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8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The horoscope this week says it is time to get into the transition phase and let go of all the habits that weigh you down. You might want to start by getting out of your bed before noon. Take small steps and don’t run before you learn to walk. You are clumsy enough to fall while you walk, I can’t imagine you running! And I know there have been some travel plans brewing in your head by the looks of your Pinterest board. So, it might be time to actually plan something out, maybe a small getaway with your friends? Take charge and start penning down ideas. You got this!

AAE Pro Tip: Remember to pack water for your tripYou don’t want loosies on your trip. Not after last time. 

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9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Okay, I admit I might have been a little harsh on you, but you are already owning up to your shit. See, that’s how it works. I criticise you, and you realise your stupid mistakes and work on them, it’s a win-win. But just because you submitted one project on time doesn’t mean your life is magically sorted. You still have a lot to do, so start planning. Get a beer and chill out for a bit. Don’t go overboard with the beer though and go back to giving people false promises because you won’t remember a thing once you sober up. Stay focused and practise not being a jerk.

AAE Pro Tip: You could try writing down what you promise when drunk. Not saying sober you will understand, but you could try.

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10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You have been completely in your element and focusing on your work. But you don’t have to be all work and no play, you know? I know you might be a workaholic, but don’t zone out completely because it gets really hard to bring you back. Balance things this week, and you will realise it’s actually not bad having a glass of wine while working. Don’t stress out, because all those skincare products will only do their magic if you keep your phone aside once in a while.

AAE Pro Tip: Watch Bigg Boss this week. It will be great, trust me.

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11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

It’s good to see your progress but take it one day at a time. No one ever became healthier by eating salad for all meals, and you definitely don’t wanna go down that path. Take your sweet time, but don’t fall back on your schedule. This reminds me, create a schedule. Things might seem all over the place but, let’s be honest, that’s just your room. So, also add cleaning it up in your schedule, and you might feel you accomplished something. Or make something good for yourself, like Maggi.

AAE Pro Tip: Clean your room and add bacon to your Maggi.

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12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

The horoscope this week tells me someone is showing their affectionate and emotional side to their loved ones. Way to go, Pisces! Just stay on this track, and you will be fine. And all those unresolved issues with your best friend? The horoscope this week asks you that it is time to sort them out. Screaming at the top of your lungs is giving everyone a headache. Go do something fun and productive, take a walk, and get a whole cake for yourself. You will feel better, I promise.

AAE Pro Tip: Scream into your pillow till you can find the void. If you do find it, let me know. 

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Have a great week ahead!

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