Hello, my lovelies! The week brings a reunion with your ride-or-dies, some socialising, and lots of fun! Check out your horoscope for February 15-21 to see what’s in store for you.
1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Dearest Aries, how is fretting over your skin going? Trust me, you have bigger issues to deal with than that zit on your cheek. Like, how are you planning to explain to your mom all those night-outs you have planned in your head? And even if you manage to explain, good luck getting her permission to actually execute them. So, stop worrying about small things and shift your focus to the bigger shit coming up this week.
AAE Pro Tip: You need the best fashion influencers, aka your best friends, to help you out with your party outfits.
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
How have you been, dear Taurus? It looks like there are some big changes coming up for you and you may be procrastinating a little bit. I mean, how tough is it to change your city and move out of your parents’ home? Ask people who have bigger troubles like showering every single day in this weather. And I don’t mean that you need to compare your problems, I’m just telling you to take things one at a time. This reminds me, you need to slow down on that pizza. And you really don’t wanna see the next box if you plan on keeping your resolution to stay fit.
AAE Pro Tip: Keep the beer at bay and make green tea your new bae.
3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
It has been quite a week for you and not the best one, I believe. But it is time to make some changes here and there because you have been missing out on a lot. If crying in front of your laptop with fries in your hands is your idea of self-care, you need to switch things up. Maybe lose the laptop and crying and replace it with iced tea and Netflix. You could really use some me-time in order to feel better. And a little outing that does not involve buying groceries could also help.
AAE Pro Tip: You know what is actually therapeutic? An evening drive with your favourite sappy playlist.
4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
The horoscope for February 15-21 tells me someone has been coming to terms with their true selves. Good for you, dear Cancer, it is high time that you let yourself out. Enjoy your time in the sun because it is going to last as long as you don’t start running back into your shell. Make the most of your time and don’t feel guilty about cheating on work. You need some time to have fun and some chicken wings to cheat on your excel sheets. So, get down and dirty this week because your boss is in a good mood and won’t irritate you with endless emails.
AAE Pro Tip: Be wild, order extra spicy chicken wings along with some sriracha.
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Work work work work sounds good when RiRi sings it, but making it the reality of your life is far from fun. And you, dear Leo, need some fun in your life. This all-work-no-play attitude isn’t suiting you and even you know that. So, put your foot down, resign from that thankless job, and give yourself a break. It is time to get cracking and start moving towards things that satisfy your soul. And yes, get those chicken momos and that piece of land on the moon you have been thinking about for a while.
AAE Pro Tip: Spending your hard-earned money on shopping is also very soul-satisfying.
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
I hate to say this, but the horoscope for February 15-21 tells me that you will have a lot to endure. So, your main focus should be on staying calm and collected even if your siblings jump you, or if your boss acts like a complete clown and calls you out in the meeting for not paying attention. Just keep some coffee handy and everything will be under control. You will get through this and then you can get back at anyone and everyone. But, just this week, maintain your composure or else all hell will break loose.
AAE Pro Tip: You need to go skinny dipping to let off some steam. Just don’t use the public pool near your house.
7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
I know you love to be in everyone’s good books, but you really need to stop with that people-pleasing behaviour. It isn’t getting you anywhere except in trouble, so stop agreeing with everything everyone says. Sometimes, people need to hear the blunt reality and you, dear Libra, should just blurt it out. If you want people to understand your views and opinions, you need to state them out loud. Don’t let anyone shadow your thoughts and shush you down. Be the boss.
AAE Pro Tip: If you want people to take you seriously, stop posting 10 memes a day on your stories!
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Looks like someone has been a party freak all week long! Well, dear Scorpio, it is time to keep the booze down and replace it with some warm water and lemon. You need to get out of the hangover and get back to the real world. I know work sucks, but you gotta do what you gotta do. And if you made some drunk promises of taking your sibling shopping, you better keep them. Because this week’s horoscope predicts a storm brewing if you go back on your promises. So, unless you want your whole almirah out on the road, you better start the car already!
AAE Pro Tip: Take your mom along to the shopping trip if you don’t want to be robbed blind by your sibling.
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
It is finally time to put your mouth to better use than just eating junk all day. Your words are your power this week, Sagittarius, so use them wisely. Your horoscope for February 15-21 tells you to be clear in communicating and expressing yourself. Hold your ground and see people follow you because you’re an amazing leader. Also, this week will likely put you in a good mood, so spare some time and share the fever with bae. It has been a while since a grand gesture. Maybe you can actually put that mouth of yours to some good use!
AAE Pro Tip: Using that mouth is going to be hectic, reward yourself with cupcakes this week!
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Looks like it is going to be a competitive week for you, dear Cap. Fuel yourself because a little competition is just what you need in life right now. And talking about fuelling, maybe you need to put a little fuel in pleasuring yourself, emotionally and physically. It’s been a while since you did something wild or made a booty call. All this work has gotten the best of you. So, this week is all about finding the balance between work and pleasure, get the scoreboard ready.
AAE Pro Tip: What is more pleasurable than ordering a happy meal for yourself? Pleasure 1, work 0!
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Dear Aquarius, I know you are just trying to find reason in things, but sometimes, you can really get on people’s nerves. If you see someone isn’t replying to your constant invites to play Candy Crush, let them go. You can be quite a handful sometimes and you need to understand that in order to stop hurting yourself. Let out your emotions and rant as much as you want but in your diary. That way, it stays with you without the potential guilt for oversharing with someone else. Find your middle ground and peace this week.
AAE Pro Tip: It is time to shop for some stationery, you are going to need it.
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
The horoscope for February 15-21 ensures that this week is going to be extremely calm and comfortable for you after a rough few weeks. A family reunion or a friends’ reunion seems likely this week, so cheer up! You need to have a clear head this week and make your decisions wisely. Don’t let all the work crowd your space and give you no time to spend in your own company. And this also goes for your partner, so keep a safe distance from both this week and enjoy yourself!
AAE Pro Tip: A batch of Sangria is like a big warm hug and you need quite a few hugs this week.