Have you not been able to achieve your dreams in the 2010s? Do you find something missing in your life? Do you want the new decade to be a better one, where you achieve more of your dreams? It’s easy! We don’t know why it’s taken you this long to figure it out, but we’re here to help. Here’s an easy, 8-step guide on how to achieve your dreams in the 2020s.
1. Get moving!
Get those endorphins flowing because they will definitely help you get that dream home. And then put Instagram stories every second to show everyone how dedicated you are.
2. Ask Satan
You have to pick between your soul and your dreams. Get in touch with Satan, and trade in your soul for the job you want. It’s worth it.
3. Become a vegan
The good karma from sparing some animals pain will certainly help you find true love.
4. Find religion
Visit a few shrines, and find new deities to worship. This act alone is scientifically proven to have a correlation with being able to start a successful business and retire at 45.
5. Say yes more
Even if someone asks you to split a veg biryani with them, say yes. It’ll help you find the love of your life at a Jain wedding.
6. Tell people your dreams
The universe is always listening. Go around telling everyone what you want, and the universe will help you get your dream car. It works.
7. Marry rich
Find a rich person. Marry them. You have now achieved your dream of being rich. Just believe in yourself.
8. Stop having dreams
Don’t have any goals or dreams, except to have biryani once a week and sleep 16 hours every Sunday. It’ll be easy to achieve them.
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