Take your plan-making into execution mode because Virgo season is here to get things done and done. Here’s your horoscope for September 2-8.

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1. Aries (March 21–April 19)

Looks like someone took a dip in the main character pool and is dripping with a ‘try to mess with me’ attitude. Oh, how I love it when you get back in your fierce, I mean business zone, ram. The Virgo season is bringing out the best in you and keeping those insecurities, procrastination, and overthinking on the side for a change. Now that you feel more confident in your approach to things and people, work your way to the top and make sure you build a permanent seat there.

AAE Pro Tip: No one’s ever too busy to reply to your meme dump. Dump them and move on, love.

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2. Taurus (April 20–May 20)

I like seeing you try to balance your social, personal, and work life, Taurus! I know it might feel really new to you. Not responding to your boss post-work hours, meeting friends for drinks on weekdays, not cancelling on your partner cause an urgent meeting came up. Keep up the good work! Soon, you’ll realise this is what normal looks like, and you’ll push to free yourself from every kind of toxic standard. You got this!

AAE Pro Tip: If a colleague tries to dump their work on you, remind them to act their wage.

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3. Gemini (May 21–June 20)

You finally took my advice and ditched work, didn’t you? Well, well, I see the Gemini inside of you coming back to life after hibernating for months. The horoscope for September 2-8 brings a pleasant week for you. Your mood is uplifted, that colleague you hate will spill coffee on their white shirt, and your boss might be out of the office all week because of a ‘personal’ emergency. So, put up your feet, plan your next trip and catch up with friends for day drinking.

AAE Pro Tip: Money will always come back; good years of vacationing and drinking without hangovers won’t.

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4. Cancer (June 21–July 22)

Life’s getting busy, Cancer. The horoscope for September 2-8 reminds you to take some time for yourself and think about where you’re heading, romantically and work-wise. The universe is throwing good opportunities your way, one after the other, but why you are stuck just browsing through? Do you really want to step into change? ‘Cause if you do, you gotta make it happen. Don’t expect things to change magically; it takes work, and Virgo season is here to remind you of that.

AAE Pro Tip: It’s okay to wear your heart on your sleeve but keep your guard up with new people. 

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5. Leo (July 23–August 22)

Get grounded, Leo. You might feel a little all over the place, and your focus might be on ten places. But the Virgo season is here to help you navigate and filter through. Make a list of what you need to prioritise and stick to it like a bee to honey. You gotta ramp up the pace in certain things and tick them off your list. Don’t sit around too long pondering your decisions. If it makes sense, it’s in; if it doesn’t, it’s out.

AAE Pro Tip: Put occasional drinking at the top of your priority list. 

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6. Virgo (August 23–September 22)

Go Shawty, it’s your birthday, you gotta party like it’s your birthday! So, why are you sitting at home in your pyjamas watching re-runs? Isn’t the party animal inside you roaring to get out? Or has it turned into a giant panda who barely stays up? Something has to change, Virgo. You’re either working or lazing around. This week, you need to find a middle ground that involves booze and bad decisions because what else is the birthday month for?

AAE Pro Tip: Reserve the free advice for only good friends who bring you pizza and all the other good stuff.

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7. Libra (September 23–October 22)

Looks like your life has been on some sort of rotation lately, Libra. It’s like a revolving door, and lots of people have been coming and going. Well, this week, you need to shut that door and give access to only the people you really trust. It’s good to make new friends and ditch old ones who’ve turned sour. But, you must remember who’s the foe among all those friends. In other news, monetary gains are on the cards just to sprinkle some good vibes over your week.

AAE Pro Tip: Don’t mess with the wrong kind of people; you don’t want that sort of trouble or drama RN. 

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8. Scorpio (October 23–November 21)

The horoscope for September 2-8 reminds you to put what’s important first (living your life) and keep everything else (your work) in the backseat. Well, you might think, what a stupid piece of advice, no? Try it, and then we’ll see who’s the fool. Try it, and when you start enjoying your life and not giving two fucks about who’s getting fired at work, you’ll remember this horoscope. You can thank me later. Now, get out of work and your house.

AAE Pro Tip: What’s the fun in life without a few margaritas and margheritas, señorita?

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9. Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)

Is something causing a little unrest, my dearest Sagittarius? Maybe you need a change, or you need a little something to uplift your mood. So, how about getting a haircut, buying yourself a whole new wardrobe, or day drinking at work? An unplanned vacation to show your boss that you’re your own boss could also prove good for your mental health. You’ve got plenty of options to consider, you’re feeling energetic, and I don’t really see any hiccups in your plan to entertain yourself. So, what are you waiting for? Get, set, go.

AAE Pro Tip: The only people who matter are the ones who show up at your door with booze after a single text.

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10. Capricorn (December 22–January 19)

It’s a busy week, Capricorn, and you shouldn’t expect anything less from the Virgo season. You’ve finally let go of the overthinking and are focusing on the things at hand. Good going, love. It’s in your best interest to stay focused and tick things off of your to-do list quickly. You’re in a productive mood this week, and what’s not to love about a Capricorn who is determined to get their way? Sip on that hotter-than-hell coffee and get to work, my love.

AAE Pro Tip: Weekdays are for coffee; Wednesdays, Fridays, and weekends are for something stronger.

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11. Aquarius (January 20–February 18)

You are finally feeling the good vibes and calm energy kicking in, all thanks to the Virgo season. And your urge to tidy up and get your life in order is stronger than ever. So, how about you get started on some action to match your motivation while it still lasts? Throwing your whole wardrobe on the ground to declutter and losing interest halfway through is way worse than having a messy cupboard. Plan wisely and commit to it.

AAE Pro Tip: No, you don’t need to shop till you drop this week. Save your money. 

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12. Pisces (February 19–March 20)

Looks like you’re going around like a cyclone, and you’re kinda all over the place. The horoscope for September 2-8 asks you to get grounded and pick one thing at a time to work on. You’re on track with everything, so you can catch your breath and stop losing your mind. The week ahead brings support from your best people, so take a chill pill.

AAE Pro Tip: No need to throw unnecessary shade around like confetti. Focus on your own stuff. 

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Have a lovely week!

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