Gemini season is going to be breaking hearts and shattering egos, my darlings! Here’s what the horoscope for June 7-13 brings for you.
1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)
I have told you to refrain from watching unrealistic movies like The Kissing Booth and To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before. But if you don’t want to listen, go ahead and have a sappy movie fest. In fact, get some popcorn and a tub of ice cream to make your pity party for one a little more fun. Maybe you do need a good cry to knock some sense into you and get you moving. Do it at your own pace, Aries; it’s not like you are wasting your good years crying over trash partners!
AAE Pro Tip: Take a week off from work, binge sappy movies to your heart’s content, and call it a creative break!
2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Looks like your rotten luck still has some time before hitting the expiry date, so be wise, Taurus. The horoscope for June 7-13 asks you to be a little more productive this week. Do more than just changing sides to put your phone on charging. You have been doing good lately, so don’t throw a bucket of water on all that effort and stop being so lazy. And if you don’t feel like you can make it through this week on your own, call up the few friends you have and TALK. Communication is key and your ego is like a little grain of salt that can be tossed away, so dial!
AAE Pro Tip: There’s plenty of drama going on with your friends, you don’t need more by dialling ex-lovers and people you ghosted.
3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Happy Birthday, Gem! Looks like it is time to follow the rules laid down by your own birthday season. Get out of your room because being locked up indoors is not a very Gemini thing to do. Stop shutting out everyone and try to be vocal about your thoughts. And by that, I don’t mean screaming at your walls and the people in your home. You need to release all the built-up tension, stress, and anger because it is eating you up from the inside. Let birthday month bring you peace, positivity, a sense of familiarity, expensive gifts, and brownies.
AAE Pro Tip: Send out e-vites to a private birthday bash, it is time to get back in the game!
4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Looks like your social life is getting back on track, trust the horoscope for June 7-13 because it is only going to get better. Your parents are happy to see you out of your room and your friends are even happier to see your face even if it is through video calls. Good job, Cancer, I understand getting out of bed probably wouldn’t have been easy but stay the fuck away from it this week. You really need to come out of this whole ‘panda phase’ because hibernation = major dry spell. But just like the weather, things might get wet soon.
AAE Pro Tip: If you don’t have a partner to get through the dry spell, maybe it is time to go the DIY way, bb!
5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)
The horoscope for June 7-13 asks you to switch on all the lights because life is giving you centre stage. Get all the limelight while you can. A change of location is on the cards this week, so be a little excited even if it is just from your couch to your fridge. You need to get moving, Leo, because this week is going to be just how you like it — fast, full of drama, and you in the limelight. So, if you have missed playing the main character, brush up because this is your moment!
AAE Pro Tip: Call your best friend and practise some comeback lines because you will need some strong ones.
6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Dear Virgo, sometimes people feel that they are being judged, bullied, or attacked. And then there are times when people create scenarios in their heads. I’m sorry to say but you belong to the second category of people. No one hates you, no one is jealous of you, and there is definitely no one who wants to steal your thunder. So the horoscope of June 7-13 asks you to get a better hobby than playing the victim because something happened in your fake scenarios. Start living in reality, princess, and things might just start making sense.
AAE Pro Tip: Try going out for a walk this week rather than downing a whole bottle of wine to soothe your nerves.
7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You are not much of a giver and like to mind your own business, as it should be. But what if the universe is poking you to open up a little and do things without expecting anything in return? Because the horoscope for June 7-13 is asking you to free your mind and observe things around you. And if you don’t know this already, people like you better when you are not being all strict and disciplined all the time. So, take a chill pill and enjoy some time with your friends and family.
AAE Pro Tip: Lend your sibling the clothes they have been eyeing in your closet while you are playing the ‘giver’.
8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Creativity and imagination will be your best friends this week, Scorpio, so make the most of it. You have been planning a lot in your head and it is time to start executing your ideas. If you feel uncertain at any point, just take a break and think from a different perspective. It’s going to be an exciting week for you, but don’t rush the creative process. Take it slow and channel your energy into making your ideas work. And the support and love from your fam will only make it better!
AAE Pro Tip: Like all creative people, you must take a break, and indulge in some intoxication and catching up with friends this week.
9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
The horoscope for June 7-13 predicts romance for you this week. All the late nights of watching Fifty Shades of Grey are finally paying off. So, call off the war with bae because it is time to make up and make out. But make sure you give your mummy a believable excuse when you sneak off to meet your boo. Remember she has the numbers of all your besties and their mommies, so be careful because her spanking is definitely not what you want.
AAE Pro Tip: Play the extra sweet sanskaari kid this week if you want to keep your mom off your back.
10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Oh, my dear Capricorn, aren’t you tired of reminding yourself the same thing week after week for a year now? Ditch the laptop and light a scented candle, this week wants you to accept the answers you have been ignoring. Ignorance is bliss, but knowledge is power! Also, the planet of love a.k.a Venus enters your romance zone so expect new romances, fireworks, and some steamy hookups. And while you are at it, please stop fantasising about cheesecakes as your soulmates. They are just friends to your zits, nothing more!
AAE Pro Tip: Don’t settle for butterflies, boo, you deserve a goddamn zoo.
11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Hmm, it seems to me that the Gemini season has been the most exciting for you, Aquarius. All that cribbing and being cranky is wearing off which is definitely such a relief. But let’s talk about romance because Cupid is in the mood to play tag this week and you are a clear target. If you are ready to open yourself and be emotionally available, there might be a chance for a long-term partner to come around. And that’s not all, even if you are looking for something casual, a hookup might be on cards if you go the extra mile.
AAE Pro Tip: Your socials will be lit this week because I see something cooking in the DMs!
12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You are a curious creature, Pisces, and your brain is running in all directions this week. But the horoscope for June 7-13 warns you to not lean over too far. All these ideas that you have can either turn out to be really amazing or make you fall into a pit of danger. So, sit down and filter your thoughts before acting on them. And that totally means staying away from cooking roasted chicken because you really don’t want to be playing with fire. Start small, try some chicken soup instead, but under supervision.
AAE Pro Tip: You’ll be able to tackle more than your abilities this week, including your siblings, so go for it.
Have a lovely week, y’all!