Keep a clear head and move ahead smoothly because this week is going to bring a reality check. Here is what the week’s horoscope brings for you.

1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)

I know you want to be a rich bitch, but your spending habits are way more luxurious than your saving habits. So, if you still want to stay true to your goals, maybe stop spending your money on junk food. I know biryani is bae but being broke isn’t the lifestyle you want to lead. Take out your fancy diary and start penning down your expenses. This way, you will actually have something important to write in your diary. Also, you need to stop scrolling through Instagram and comparing yourself to every other person. Your double chin is precious, so you do you, bb.

AAE Pro Tip: Skip biryani and have a salad for lunch. That is what rich people do.

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2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

The horoscope for February 8-14 brings some exciting news for you. That friend’s ex’s brother’s friend is finally interested in you, woohoo! It is time to turn the tables around and lay your cards out one at a time. But don’t get too excited and scare them off. And while sending flowers is a good idea, sending human-sized plants is a strict no-no. I know this is all very exciting and overwhelming, but hold your horses and let things unfold in good time. Till then, sit back and upload some good pictures from last week’s parties!

AAE Pro Tip: If you really want to earn brownie points, post that pout selfie and see everyone drool!

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3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Looks like someone has had a busy week. I spy some hard work going on behind the curtains. It’s high time you finally made an effort for your own self. And unlike the usual times, this is not being mean. It is good if you are focused on yourself. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise and you owe this to yourself. So, rise, shine, and slay, because this year is going to be all about you. And sometimes about other people in your life too, because the world doesn’t revolve around you. Just kidding (not really).

AAE Pro Tip: It’s fun to be focused, but it is even more fun to get drunk at a party, so RSVP to all the incoming invites.

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4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

It is all about picking the right hints this week and dodging the red flags, Cancer. Not that you are usually mistaken, but sometimes even you can miss the signs. So, if your date is angry at you, maybe you didn’t react with the heart eyes emoji on their story. Or maybe you have been too busy fangirling over your own, so cool down on the self-obsession a little. Also, if you are having sleepless nights, feeling restless, and can’t gulp down that dal and roti, it means you are lacking something. And that something is pizza and garlic bread with a cheesy dip, so don’t suffer and pamper yourself some.

AAE Pro Tip: Order a jalapeno dip along with the cheesy one, it will help you heal quicker.

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5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The horoscope for February 8-14 tells me that someone is having a little trouble in their paradise. Well, by now you know the rule, dear Leo. If you can’t fix your paradise, find another one for yourself. And that is how you handle a situation perfectly. There is no point arguing and giving it back to people who don’t deserve your time and energy. But that doesn’t mean you end up blocking all your rishtedaars, so keep modifying your rules and make that ego sit down for a bit.

AAE Pro Tip: Don’t play hard-to-get for too long with your boo, you might end up casting a dry spell on yourself.

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6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

It seems to me that you are trying a little too hard to excel at things. Maybe you need to re-evaluate and see where you are going wrong. You need to make sure your words match your actions because you have been slipping a lot lately. And making a list of people that you have pissed off is where you need to start from. The next thing is making amends and trying to cut the list short if you want to save yourself from getting in more trouble. Pen down your thoughts and excuses so you don’t end up copy-pasting the same excuse to everyone.

AAE Pro Tip: Sleep through a whole workday, you need to rest and recharge for the week.

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7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It is time to get cracking, Libra! The horoscope for February 8-14 asks you to stay focused on work and keep a straight head. And whether it is six cups of coffee or six shots of vodka that you need to keep your head in the game, do it. As long as you are determined and not distracted by the ongoing sale at Zara, you will be able to sail smoothly. And you might just get some fancy rewards at the end of the week from a special someone, so keep at it!

AAE Pro Tip: Just so you don’t get distracted and waste your time on information, H&M is also having a sale. Don’t browse.

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8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Looks like someone is still hungover from a crazy, crazy weekend! But the horoscope for February 8-14 tells me this ain’t over. This week seems pretty booked because I see a line-up of parties! So, get ready to chug down all that beer and party Scorpio style. Make the most of your time as it is well-deserved! But, don’t forget to finish your pending work before heading off because your boss ain’t in a party mood. And if you still want to remain in their good books, you better attend the meeting with your audio and video off to keep the hangover secret.

AAE Pro Tip: Coffee and painkillers are going to be your blessing in disguise this week.

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9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

I see you running back and forth achieving your targets. And as much as I love seeing you working this hard, I hate to see you blowing up on your friends and family. They aren’t the enemy, you know, so tone down that unnecessary bad attitude towards people. This week is all about finding the right balance and learning when to kick back and have a beer. Maybe that would help you deal with things better than using sarcasm and mean behaviour as your coping mechanism.

AAE Pro Tip: Stock up on the fruit beer, I see a crazy week ahead.

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10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Looks like someone has a good influence in their life because seeing you out of bed is a sight for sore eyes. And I believe a party freak Scorpio has your back because I can smell the fun. Keep up the good work, dear Cap, because it suits you. A little time away from your laptop is a healthy detox for your mind and body. Another great detox is making homemade fudgy brownies, so get your apron ready because it is baking time!

AAE Pro Tip: Call up and see if your Scorpio friend is available for a baking party instead of your regular parties!

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11. Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

How’s birthday month treating you, dear Aquarius? I see some surprise gifts and baked goodies coming straight to your doorstep. And you really don’t have to feel guilty for indulging in some warm, gooey baked goodies because you deserve it. This week is all about taking one step at a time, but not to the refrigerator. It is about the bigger things in life and the changes you want to see ahead.

AAE Pro Tip: Gift yourself a box of green tea and a gym membership. That is all the change you need in your life.

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12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

What you seek is what you get, dear Pisces. So, unless you seek a pay raise, you won’t get one. Simple. Don’t let your boss be a pain in the ass and make you work after hours without paying you adequately. I mean, where will you afford all those fancy shoes that hurt your feet and serve you no purpose at all? So, speak your mind this week and let your boss know that you aren’t someone to be messed with or taken lightly. And if it is a pay raise that you want, it is a pay raise that you will get, don’t settle for anything less.

AAE Pro Tip: Send a detailed mail of your colleagues’ incompetence to your boss to highlight your importance.

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Have a fun week ahead!

 

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